mirror of https://github.com/nealey/Horrors2
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\documentclass{book}
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%\usepackage[T1]{fontenc}
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%\usepackage{anttor}
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%\usepackage{tgothic}
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\title{Horrors 2: Bavarious Reasons}
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\newcommand{\by}[1]{{\large By {\sf #1}}\\\bigskip}
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\begin{document}
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\tableofcontents
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\part{Bavarious Reasons}
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\include{page1}
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\part{You're no Hakan}
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%\include{page2}
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\part{The Chronicles Of Biddick}
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%\include{page3}
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\part{My God, It's Full Of Stars}
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%\include{page4}
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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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% Appendices
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\appendix
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\part{Inflamed Appendices}
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\chapter{Colophon}
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This book is a collection of stories from the Something Awful Forums,
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inspired by the 1991 book {\em Horrors} by Ben Biddick. Most were written
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as a response to a challenge by forums moderator AYBraham:
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\begin{quotation}
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Your goal: Write a short story in the theme of {\em Horrors}, the collection
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of short stories written by Mr. Ben Beddick when he was 13 years
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old. Each story is encouraged to feature the tragic protagonist Luke
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Bavarius, and must be more than 500 words each. Each story must show
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that "kids need to be respected and listened to."
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\end{quotation}
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This book was typeset by the \LaTeX{} document preparation system, using
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the {\sf book} class.
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It was set in the Antykwa Toru\'nska (``Antiqua of Torun'') typeface,
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the most horriffying of all the standard \TeX{}live typefaces. The face
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was designed by Zygfryd Gardzielewski (1914--2001), and first cast in
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metal in 1960 in the Grafmasz typefoundry in Warsaw. The variant used
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in this document was digitized by Janusz Marian Nowacki, a tremendously
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cool dude from Poland, based off of photocopies of the original design.
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\end{document}
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