Add "Brain Freeze" + art

horrors2.ltx

@@ -110,6 +110,7 @@ and/or blood.  Stay strong, pukers.
 \include{stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_}
 
 \part{Bavarious Reasons}
+\include{stories/milkingmycow.Brain_Freeze}
 \include{stories/Batmanuel.The_Strang} 
 \include{stories/Torgo_.Brian}
 \include{stories/Dr__Mulholland.The_Horrid}

stories/milkingmycow.Brain_Freeze.tex

@@ -0,0 +1,53 @@
+\chapauth{milkingmycow}
+\chapter{Brain Freeze}
+
+In the ubiquitous convenience store a very inconvenient truth was coming
+to fruition. Gary Norbinton, age 11, jerked the cherry cola Slurpy lever
+and set his cup to recieve the other worldly treat. He was about to be a
+host, to have his mind and body taken over by unseen aliens lurking in
+sweet frozen cherry murk.
+
+``Hurry up now.'' his grandfather sputtered. ``My leg is getting
+swollen.''
+
+Suddenly Luke Bavarious kicked in the glass door with his gun
+drawn. ``Kid, don't touch that!'' It was too late, he had already
+sipped. Gary's eyes went cross and his complexion aquired a green
+tint. Vomit spritzed out his ears. ``What's wrong son!?'' his
+grandfather yelped.
+
+``It's too late!'' Bavarious released the safety on his Baretta and took
+aim, fired and split the kid's head open. Gary's eyes straightened. He
+used his hands to push the sides of his skull back together and lurched
+forward faster than any man has ever lurched ever.
+
+``Please don't come again!'' the clerk cried as Gary ripped grandpa's
+gamey leg off and chased Bavarious into the parking lot with it.
+
+He took cover behind a rusty El Camino. The driver exclaimed, ``What the
+hell is going on?''
+
+``No time to explain!'' Bavarious yelled out. At that moment grandpa's
+leg was hurled through the windshield with such force that it impaled
+the driver where he sat. ``Son of a bitch!'' were his final words.
+
+He put a bullet in Gary's leg and in his stomach. In both wounds, cherry
+flavored carbonated frozen beverage exploded out of the holes. He was
+unperturbed.
+
+Bavarious opened the driver side door and pulled the leg impaled corpse
+from the seat and got in. There was a box of bloody nachos on the
+passenger seat. ``What a waste!'' He slammed the gear into reverse,
+gunned it and aimed the car at Gary. Peeling out he aimed for the alien
+but when he hit the boy's body it was the same as hitting a brick wall.
+
+In a sinister alien barritone, the voice from another world in the body
+of Gary Norbinton, age 11, came the words:
+
+``We are here. We will kill you all, one by one. No mercy for the sugar
+addicted monkey men who inhabit this planet. Surrender now!''
+
+Bavarious checked the last round in the chamber. ``I better write my
+name on that.'' he sighed sullenly.
+
+\illustration{Discount\_Bees}{}{art/Discount_Bees-Brain_Freeze.jpg}