diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile index 943faab..c757e26 100644 --- a/Makefile +++ b/Makefile @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -SUPPORT = chapauth.sty +SUPPORT = chapauth.sty praise.tex STORIES = stories/*.tex ART = art/* diff --git a/art/BoldFrankensteinMir-Horrors2.png b/art/BoldFrankensteinMir-Horrors2.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..674bdd9 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/BoldFrankensteinMir-Horrors2.png differ diff --git a/art/Discount_Bees-Cover.jpg b/art/Discount_Bees-Cover.jpg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a179ab8 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/Discount_Bees-Cover.jpg differ diff --git a/art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg b/art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9300330 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg differ diff --git a/art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png b/art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..98d53d8 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png differ diff --git a/art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png b/art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..74d79f5 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png differ diff --git a/art/brylcreem-arsenic.png b/art/brylcreem-arsenic.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6048447 Binary files /dev/null and b/art/brylcreem-arsenic.png differ diff --git a/horrors2.ltx b/horrors2.ltx index c662780..c6a7ac5 100644 --- a/horrors2.ltx +++ b/horrors2.ltx @@ -60,16 +60,7 @@ copy, can be found at \url{http://gitorious.org/horrors2/book}. \newpage -\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}} -\noindent {\bf Suddenly, I was sobbing.} --- Luke Bavarius - -\bigskip - -\noindent {\bf This has been a mindblowing event} --- Ben Biddick - -\bigskip - -\noindent {\bf } --- Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka +\include{praise} \newpage @@ -85,13 +76,8 @@ latest, check the thread on the Something Awful Forums at \vfill -\noindent -The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors. - -\bigskip - -\noindent -I am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears +The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors. I +am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \indent --- cruft, July 2009 @@ -131,7 +117,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/Barometer.L_B___V_H_} \include{stories/Hamelin.The_Painte} \include{stories/gigz.What_Went_} -%\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas} +\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas} \include{stories/IShallRiseAgain.The_School} \include{stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile} \include{stories/ack_.The_Dock} @@ -238,7 +224,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/TarDolphinorShark.The_Homele} \include{stories/Blurry_Gray_Thing.Monstrous} \include{stories/The_Bananana.Deja_Vu} -%\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_} +\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_} \include{stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled} \include{stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid} diff --git a/praise.tex b/praise.tex new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ce0c5a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/praise.tex @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}} + +\raggedleft +\newcommand{\praise}[2]{ + \noindent``{\em #1}''\par\nopagebreak--- #2\\ + \bigskip +} + +\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting + on the floor!}{brylcreem} + +\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to + buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir} + +\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick} + +\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it + all!}{King Plum the Nth} + +\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka} + +\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that + redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski} + +\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe + Driver} + +\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please + contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for + review.}{Random House} + +\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I + masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth} + +\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors + 2!}{mboger} + +\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius} + +\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing + style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland} + +\justify diff --git a/stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled.tex b/stories/JuicedSixFo.Haunted_Alley.tex similarity index 98% rename from stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled.tex rename to stories/JuicedSixFo.Haunted_Alley.tex index b3a2373..e08a48c 100644 --- a/stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled.tex +++ b/stories/JuicedSixFo.Haunted_Alley.tex @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ \chapauth{JuicedSixFo} -\chapter{Untitled} +\chapter{Haunted Alley} As I stepped into the gloomy lights of 98th Avenue, I knew a grisly death had taken place. My Beretta was calmly rested in my calm hands, diff --git a/stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te.tex b/stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te.tex index b576c41..14a0943 100644 --- a/stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te.tex +++ b/stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te.tex @@ -131,3 +131,7 @@ the vomit away. +\begin{figure}[b] + \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png} + \caption{Artwork by Part of Everything} +\end{figure} diff --git a/stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen.tex b/stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen.tex index b3178de..645eb86 100644 --- a/stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen.tex +++ b/stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen.tex @@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ maybe you'd come if you had one to find here{\ldots}'' Lukie's lower half tore off like wet tissue as Bavarius tried to -pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pinata and +pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pi\~nata and sobbed into his son's collar. diff --git a/stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu.tex b/stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu.tex index 437db51..d84366c 100644 --- a/stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu.tex +++ b/stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu.tex @@ -145,3 +145,7 @@ The End. +\begin{figure}[b] + \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/brylcreem-arsenic.png} + \caption{Artwork by brylcreem} +\end{figure} diff --git a/stories/leb388.The_Girl.tex b/stories/leb388.The_Girl.tex index 7032d98..382b35f 100644 --- a/stories/leb388.The_Girl.tex +++ b/stories/leb388.The_Girl.tex @@ -100,4 +100,7 @@ Suddenly, the girl was sobbing. And I felt like an asshole. - +\begin{figure}[b] + \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg} + \caption{{\em The Girl} by Discount\_Bees} +\end{figure} diff --git a/stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex b/stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex index b26c37d..5dbe218 100644 --- a/stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex +++ b/stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex @@ -213,3 +213,7 @@ Then I can finally die. +\begin{figure}[b] + \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png} + \caption{Artwork by Part of Everything} +\end{figure}