Fix most overfull hboxes

horrors2.ltx

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-\documentclass[draft]{book}
+\documentclass[draft,10pt]{book}
 
 \usepackage[papersize={397pt,614pt}]{geometry}
 \usepackage[T1]{fontenc}
@@ -11,6 +11,13 @@
 \title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
 \author{The Something Awful Forums}
 
+\hyphenation{
+  Ba-var-ious
+  Ba-var-ius
+  hid-eous
+  mos-qui-toes
+}
+
 % For specifying author
 \newcommand{\by}[1]{
   \vspace{-20pt}

stories/Assless_Chaps.The_Mosqui.tex

@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ beast.
 
 
 
-Not deterred by this horrendous creature, Bavarious screamed at the
+Not to be deterred by this horrendous creature, Bavarious screamed at the
 top of his lungs, ``{\bf Evil-doer! Villain! You do not frighten
 me!}'' As he screamed, flecks of spittle mixed with the
 still-running blood from his broken nose, only attracting the giant

stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid.tex

@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ floor.
 I screamed and began to run away from him. He waved his hand high
 in the air and screamed after me.
 
-``Bavarious, give me your gun and your badge, you drunken fool!'' He
+``Bavarious, give me your gun and badge, you drunken fool!'' He
 screamed.
 
 ``McClenaghaaaaaan!'' I screamed right back at him.

stories/Bonaventure.Horrider_R.tex

@@ -92,9 +92,9 @@ screamed out in dying death forever. The head doppelganger screamed
 as all the blood and pus and bones exploded out of him like in a
 Mortal Kombat fatality.
 
-``Another day another time the earth was saved from
+``Another day, another time the earth is saved from dopplegangers by
-dopplegangers by Luke Bavarious'' said Luke Bavarious as he
+Luke Bavarious,'' said Luke Bavarious, walking away in slow
-walked away in slow motion. Behind him, the factory exploded.
+motion. Behind him, the factory exploded.
 
 
 

stories/Creflo_Chronicle.Black_Rive.tex

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 
 
 
-The horrid, crushing sound of a gushing river broke through Luke
+\noindent The horrid, crushing sound of a gushing river broke through Luke
 Bavarius's rushing mind. He had awoken from a deep sleep to the
 sound. The horrid sound. He had a hangover from too many Coors, and
 it was driving him mad. Ever since the alley, where the ghoul had

stories/Decatur_Fist.The_Last_N.tex

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ Nothing.
 With a sigh that poured from his mouth with a torrent of non-amused
 frustration
 
-Luke Bavarious pulled a small slip of paper from his pocket and
+Luke Bavarious pulled a small slip of paper from his pock\-et and
 wadded it up and tossed it into the waste receptacle with the
 precision of a black man that shoots basketball in a Lakers jersey.
 As a fan of black culture Bavarious was known for his hoop skills.

stories/Dr__Mulholland.The_Horrid.tex

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 \chapter{The Horrid Assignment}
-\by{Dr.~Mulholland}
+\by{Dr.\ Mulholland}
 
 
 
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ green cut grass.
 
 
 
-Bavarious woke up. He had fallen asleep. He had dreamed of what
+Bavarious woke up; he had fallen asleep. He had dreamed of what
 happened in the mob bosses house 50 years ago. Then he realized. He
 was the kid of his dreams. Bavarious let out a scream and turned
 and ran and went out the front door. He tried to open the door on

stories/Funk_In_Shoe.I_am___bf_.tex

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ in person? No? Could you put that down Bic pen already? You know
 the clicking, and all. I get skittish, too. Honestly it's
 alright.
 
-You DO seem horribly tense. I am not, let me assure you, Mr. Ehl
+You {\em do} seem horribly tense. I am not, let me assure you, Mr. Ehl
 Bee. There is no need to go all star struck on me. I am as much of
 a nobody as you are, probably more of a nobody.
 
@@ -162,8 +162,8 @@ function back in those days.
 
 
 Well it started out as a sort of joke, you know.
-Don't-You-Drink-Too-Much-Sweetie-Or-You'll-Get-Us-Mixed
+``Don't you drink too much, sweetie, or you'll get us mixed
-up. Shits and giggles and lots of fun at parties with my Dad and
+up''. Shits and giggles and lots of fun at parties with my Dad and
 his brother showing up in identical suits and my mom pretending to
 accidentally kiss the wrong clone et cetera.
 
@@ -385,7 +385,7 @@ fucking profile.
 
 I don't even fucking care. You think I haven't told
 this story? Who {\em told} you this story? Was it Luke? Mr. Ehl
-Bee, mr. Writing-under-a-Pseudonym-to-be-artsy-Biddick, with his
+Bee, Mr.\ Writing-under-a-Pseudonym-to-be-artsy-Biddick, with his
 prodigious talent and his intense, {\em fucking} eyebrows that he
 probably picks like a bitch? Was it? It wasn't. It was me. I
 want you to stand up, walk over to that bookshelf right there. Go

stories/Ghost_Hat.Invisible_.tex

@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ it.
 
 Lurking about the corners. Hiding in the shadows. She thought it
 was her imagination. She thought she had been going insane. They
-said you showed the first signs of schizophrenia when you became a
+said you showed the first signs of schi\-zo\-phre\-nia when you became a
 teenager. But then, it must have slipped up, for she had seen it
 squarely, with both eyes. What's more, it knew.
 
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ find out.
 
 
 
-How she had wished she had paid better attention! Though even if
+How she wished she had paid better attention! Though even if
 she had spotted the creature earlier she would not have known how
 to defend herself against it. It had been following her for weeks
 though. Weeks in which some shadowy thing had been watching her,

stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Untitled.tex

@@ -135,7 +135,7 @@ younger.
 
 
 
-``Oh,'' he said, rising from his coffin. ``You mean
+``Oh,'' he said, rising from his coffin, ``you mean
 the traitor.''
 
 

stories/Knuc_If_U_Buck.The_Horrif.tex

@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ begins to wear off. I grit my teeth to keep the cascade of bloody
 lung chunks at bay. Looking up after containing myself I see a ring
 of children.
 
-The child I was following is being welcomed into the group. I
+The child I am following is being welcomed into the group. I
 notice at this stage the the children are just rotting husks in
 varying states of decay. They begin moving in a kind of reverie
 cadence. Mesmerised, I pull myself up from the stump that I had

stories/Lord_Humongus.The_Cellar.tex

@@ -31,9 +31,7 @@ what he could do.
 
 He ran into Suzy, his sister, she teased him and called him a
 pussy. {\em She called me a cat that's not insulting why would she
-call me
+call me a cat?} thought Luke.
-
-a cat?} thought Luke.
 
 
 

stories/Lorentz_Factor.It_s_just_.tex

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-\chapter{It's just me, 'Luke'}
+\chapter{It's just me, `Luke'}
 \by{Lorentz Factor}
 
 

stories/Lynxifer.The_Orches.tex

@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ precious grey matter and I squeezed.
 
 
 
-The round screamed through my head and smashed through my
+The round screamed through my head, smashing through my
 skull.
 
 

stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da.tex

@@ -77,40 +77,27 @@ dangerous missions. I howled into the night:
 
 
 
-{\em ``Pump up the jam
+\begin{quote}
-
+Pump up the jam \\
-Pump it up
+Pump it up \\
-
 A pump it up - yo pump it
 
-
+Pump up the jam \\
-
+Pump it up \\
-Pump up the jam
-
-Pump it up
-
 A pump it up - yo pump it
 
-
+I don't want \\
-
+A place to stay \\
-I don't want
+Get --- your booty --- on the floor tonight \\
-
-A place to stay
-
-Get - your booty - on the floor tonight
-
 Make my day
 
+I don't want \\
+A place to stay \\
+Get --- your booty --- on the floor tonight \\
+Make my ---
+\end{quote}
 
 
-I don't want
-
-A place to stay
-
-Get - your booty - on the floor tonight
-
-Make my -}
-
 
 
 A kid stepped out onto the path. His clothes were in tatters and he
@@ -141,7 +128,7 @@ this unexpected ordeal and continued on my way.
 
 At the Seaport, an eerie quiet abounded. One boat had some lights
 on but it was offshore. I rappelled down the Brooklyn Bridge and
-back-flipped onto the deck. I lay crouched for a few minutes, my
+back-flipped onto the deck. I lay there crouched for a few minutes, my
 duster billowing in the wind, eyes scanning the deck for
 movement.
 

stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile.tex

@@ -78,8 +78,8 @@ you go{\ldots}I'll eat Sasha.'' The teeth spread to a grin.
 
 
 
-``Johnny{\ldots}'' I gasped. As I looked on, Johnny's grin seemed to grow
+``Johnny,'' I gasped. As I looked on, Johnny's grin seemed to
-wider and wider. The rows of teeth separated to form a hole between
+grow wider and wider. The rows of teeth separated to form a hole between
 them, and the hole widened to a yawning chasm of unfathomable
 darkness. A different voice emanated from the hole. ``Daddy,'' it
 drawled. ``If you go{\ldots} I'll eat Sasha.''

stories/Part_of_Everything.The_Death_.tex

@@ -12,8 +12,8 @@ pet store at the end of the strip.
 
 
 
-Suddenly a little boy sitting on a mall bench yelled out. ``Hey
+Suddenly a little boy sitting on a mall bench hollered out. ``Hey
-mister! I don't think you should go in there,'' he hollered.
+mister! I don't think you should go in there,'' he yelled.
 
 
 

stories/Ridgely__Fan.The_Cocoon.tex

@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ here{\ldots}
 
 
 
-``Mr. Bravarious, I can barely hear you through the speaker.
+``Mr. Bravarious, I can just barely hear you through the speaker.
 Why don't you come down and talk to me through the bars?
 I'd like to talk man to man anyway.''
 

stories/Scissorfighter.The_Book.tex

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ murdered in the house. It was a horrid house.
 
 
 The book had leathery bindings and a feint smell of some
-body-emitted liquid he couldn't quite recall. He thought briefly of
+body-emitted liquid that he couldn't quite recall. He thought briefly of
 pus or urine but decided that wasn't quite it. He then remembered
 that he was angry. He angrily threw open the cover and looked at
 the writing. It was in Latin so entirely hieroglyphic, but he saw

stories/Sleepless_Dreamer.Reunion_Un.tex

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-\chapter{Reunion Under a Blood Red Moon}
+\chapter[Reunion]{Reunion Under a Blood Red Moon}
 \by{Sleepless Dreamer}
 
 
@@ -106,17 +106,3 @@ disappear.''
 Luke smiled and said to no one in particular: ``Psychiatrists,
 what do they know?''
 
-* * *
-
-
-I actually like the alternate ending more than the original one,
-however the alternate one is closer to what I usually write.
-
-
-
-Hopefully I managed to make something bad and good at the same
-time. 
- 
-
-
-

stories/Smokey.Thursday.tex

@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ name anyhow mister?'' asked Luke.
 \section*{Chapter 2}
 
 The next morning, AC picked Luke up in his light blue 2003 Dodge
-Caravan. They whistled the theme song to ``The Adams
+Caravan. They whistled the theme song to ``The Addams
 Family'' in perfect unison as they headed to the karate dojo
 to learn some much needed self defense.
 
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ Luke said.
 
 
 
-Their laughter echoed throughout the otherwise quiet
+Their laughter echoed through the otherwise quiet
 neighborhood.
 
 

stories/SummerGlaucoma.Bavarious_.tex

@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ humanly possible.
 
 
 
-{\em Who am I? Who amI? whoami?whoamiwhoam--}
+{\em Who am I? Who amI? whoami?whoamiwhoam---}
 
 
 

stories/Syphilicious_.What_Lurks.tex

@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@ wordlessly at each other, then she utters a soft cry and flees back into
 the bathroom. I hear a soft click as she locks the door behind her.
 
 I sigh and walk over, knocking on the door. ``Mrs. McCannshire, I'm sorry
-about Jasper, okay? I shouldn't have\ldots done that, but he was, I mean he
+about Jasper, okay? I shouldn't have\ldots{} done that, but he was, I mean he
 was attacking me. There was nothing else I could do.''
 
 I continued to apologize while I listened to her sobs, trying to look

stories/Torgo_.Brian.tex

@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@ large tracks.
 
 
 
-Soon after this Brian started hearing noises from his closet again.
+Soon after this, Brian started hearing noises from his closet again.
 It was the same as before. All Brian could do was cower under the
 sheets until the morning light returned.
 

stories/Twigand_Berries.The_Sack_o.tex

@@ -373,7 +373,7 @@ fear.
 
 
 
-I pointed at his dirty nut sack hanging from the bar. ``Fiend! You
+I pointed at his dirty nut sack hanging from the bar. ``You fiend! You
 almost crushed my ribs! You tried to dirty me with your geriatric
 filth!''
 

stories/Unununium.The_Scarec.tex

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ to the center of the field. Looking out, he knew he had a long way
 to go. His revolver sat snuggly in his jean pockets. He wasn't
 afraid to use it if he was heard.
 
-Luke's sneakers sunk into the moist soil, as he crept through the
+Luke's white sneakers sunk into the moist soil, as he crept through the
 corn field. He knew something was up. The full moon shined brightly
 into the center of the corn field. In the center of the field stood
 a mounted scarecrow. Its eyes beamed like an illuminating light,

stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St.tex

@@ -17,8 +17,8 @@ It's what I do. My name is Luke Bavarious; hitman, soldier,
 
 I had been called to this sweaty place, Arabia, to kill some guys.
 This was an honorable job, a soldier's mission. ``We need some guys
-killed so we called you'', they said on the phone. And here I was,
+killed, so we called you'', they said on the phone. So here I was,
-in this God-forsaken hellhole, hunched over this screen, hoping for
+in this Godforsaken hellhole, hunched over this screen, hoping for
 a morsel of communication from Home, something to feed my rotting
 brain, to let me know that there was a Reason To Fight, To
 Live.

stories/antiloquax.The_Unexpe.tex

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-\chapter{The Unexpected Shocking Surprise}
+\chapter[The Surprise]{The Unexpected Shocking Surprise}
 \by{antiloquax}
 
 
@@ -43,10 +43,10 @@ Then he crept along the church.
 
 
 
-As he tiptoed quietly through the rotting, crumbling church, he saw
+As he tiptoed quietly through the rotting and crumbling church, he saw
-that everything was black except for places that were illuminated
+that everything was black except for places that were illuminated by the
-by the pale blue light of the moon. It was a full moon. A full moon
+pale blue light of the moon. It was a full moon. A full moon just like
-just like the night his father died.
+the night his father died.
 
 
 
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ crucifix with gore and rust colored blood.
 
 
 
-Luke Bavarious wanted to vomit, but not because of the head that
+Luke Bavarious wanted to vomit---not because of the head that
 had exploded and the brains that were on his clothes, but because
 he had finally killed the man who had killed his father. The man
 who had killed his father had never been caught.

stories/benitocereno.The_Beginn.tex

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 \by{benitocereno}
 
 
-Minutes later, to the sound of gunshots, Rogue Davix awoke from his
+Minutes later, to the sound of gunshots, Rogue Davix aw\-oke from his
 horrible dream. The lumps, all of the lumps, were nothing more than
 a satanic vision. The dreams were always the same. Aliens,
 darkness, another world. If he didn't have amnesia maybe he
@@ -59,13 +59,12 @@ defying the gods trying to keep him down.
 
 
 Luke was right, outside more sounds began to stir. The ghouls could
-smell the evil cocktail of blood and vomit through the broken
+smell the evil cocktail of blood and vomit wafting through the broken
-window, and they were hungry. Luke handed Rogue his spare
+window, and they were hungry. Luke handed Rogue his spare Beretta.
-Beretta.
 
 
 
-``I hope you know how to use this thing,'' he snarled
+``I hope you know how to use this,'' he snarled
 through his clenched teeth. Rogue popped the safety off.
 
 

stories/lemonlime.A_Butter_K.tex

@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ be instantly caught by the keen eye of Bavarious.
 
 
 
-There was a knock at his bedroom door and then it opened. Luke
+There was a knock at his bedroom door, and it opened. Luke
 Bavarious stood there and he said, ``I'm sorry, Kid, what you're
 gotta live with is wrong. Just run back as quick as you can. Get in
 your chair and I'll come in a bit later to shake him out of it. I

stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex

@@ -197,7 +197,7 @@ infinite silken darkness.
 
 
 
-But before the dissonance of that crazy awakening reaches its
+But before the dissonance of that crazy awakening rea\-ches its
 crescendo, I'm going to perform the one act remaining for me
 in this world.
 

stories/reasonable_form.The_Six_Si.tex

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ he had never seen before. Looking at his leg he saw his leg hair
 barely coming in, because he was 8 years old and his age was
 between 5 and 10.
 
-``Barney it's time to stop dreaming!'' Barney's father, Aragorn,
+``Barney it's time to stop dreaming!'' Barney's father, Ara\-gorn,
 laboriously squeaked.
 
 And then he saw the rectangle that he would instantly recognize in
@@ -90,13 +90,8 @@ grandmother.
 And he realized he could not stop the cubes, that he too would be
 lost in the face of ev-
 
-``BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THE MOUNTAIN TOP AND UPON IS ARE
+``{\bf Because I have seen the mountain top and upon is are
-RECTANGLES!''
+rectangles}!''
-
-
-
-edited because I can, and because I only want a few misspellings in
-my masterpiece. 
  
 
 

stories/rinski.The_Mansio.tex

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ Earlier that day a local kid had tried to stop Luke.
 ``Don't go to the haunted mansion. It's too
 dangerous. It kills people. It never loses.''
 
-``I think I can handle myself, kid.'' Luke said,
+``I think I can handle myself, kid,'' Luke said,
 smirking.
 
 
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ back to again cover the furniture.
 
 
 ``Getting the treasure from this haunted mansion will be a
-breeze.'' Luke asserted, smirking.
+breeze,'' Luke asserted, smirking.
 
 
 
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ The next room was a gigantic ball room with chandeliers and a
 wooden floor. One wall was covered in old oil paintings. The other
 wall was a gigantic window with giant red curtains. He could see
 the garden. The hedges looked ominous. ``Probably plant
-monsters.'' Luke murmured. He took a step into the room.
+monsters,'' Luke murmured. He took a step into the room.
 Suddenly, zombies were clawing their way out of the wooden floor.
 Their empty eye sockets were slick with green rot. It glinted
 sickly in the moon light. Luke's nostrils were attacked by
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ dissolving.
 
 
 
-``I'd better get out of here.'' Luke intoned,
+``I'd better get out of here,'' Luke intoned,
 smirking.
 
 
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ appeared in front of him. It was the boy from before.
 
 
 
-``The mansion never loses.'' The boy said, watching Luke
+``The mansion never loses,'' the boy said, watching Luke
 fall.
 
 
@@ -164,7 +164,7 @@ acid.
 
 
 
-``The mansion never loses.'' The boy repeated. He
+``The mansion never loses,'' the boy repeated. He
 smirked. Then he disappeared.
 
 

stories/slackerpride.The_Area_t.tex

@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@ teeth glowing like the moon.
 
 Suddenly, it started raining. The sky vomited it's tears on
 Bavarius, thankfully he was wearing his hat. {\em Never leave home
-without}, Bavarius mused. It was coming down in sheets, like
+without it}, Bavarius mused. It was coming down in sheets, like
 cats and dogs, and it made everything slick --- except for
 Bavarius' vision, which was as sharp as ever.
 
@@ -239,7 +239,7 @@ display.
 The bloody vomit creature spattered all over Bavarius's face and
 body. His white shirt was now rusty looking with blobs of trash
 sticking to it. Bavarius could taste it --- not just the
-creature'S gooey body but impending revenge.
+creature's gooey body but impending revenge.
 
 
 
@@ -253,7 +253,7 @@ it up.
 
 
 
-Cocking his baretta, Bavarius stood and grinned. He knew what he
+Cocking his Baretta, Bavarius stood and grinned. He knew what he
 must do next. He knew it was going to be ugly. He took a nice long
 drag from his stale smoke and exhaled. He placed that loaded gun
 back into his rain soaked jacket pocket.

stories/taurapo.The_Child.tex

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ stairs.
 
 
 
-It is there he witnessed a sight that made him vomit harder than he
+It is there that he witnessed a sight that made him vomit harder than he
 ever vomited before, a child who couldn't have been older
 than a year or six was being raped by what he could only describe
 as a extremely hairy ape.
@@ -39,8 +39,8 @@ lifeless corpse of a dead man.
 
 A closer examination gave room for the ugly truth, the bullet form
 Luke's Beretta had penetrated the skull of the now lifeless
-corpse who Luke Bavarius recognized as Raymond Von Strathburgh an
+corpse that Luke Bavarius recognized as belonging to Raymond Von Strathburgh: an
-ultra conservative right wing Christian with a PHD in
+ultra-conservative right-wing Christian with a Ph.D.\ in
 Creationism.
 
 
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ inducing crime' to live.
 
 
 
-Unwillingly Luke Bavarius raised his Beretta for the slaughter of
+Unwillingly Luke raised his Beretta for the slaughter of
 another innocent man, upon seeing Luke take aim the man froze with
 fear while simultaneously shitting and pissing his pants, the
 horror of the situation dawned upon Luke Bavarius as he decided to