diff --git a/stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po.tex b/stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po.tex
index a4129e3..acaf966 100644
--- a/stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po.tex
+++ b/stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po.tex
@@ -116,8 +116,8 @@ From the street the building didn't look like much. He couldn't hear the
 thudding from this far, and the front wall didn't seem to be
 shaking. The front had an old-fashioned lighted sign that read ``Larry's
 RR'' and offered a jukebox, soda fountain, and coffee. The front windows
-were broken but had been boarded up by strong looking wood. {\sf
-  BLACKOUT ARMISTICE} was splashed across the left board in black
+were broken but had been boarded up by strong looking wood. {\sc
+  Blackout Armistice} was splashed across the left board in black
 spray-paint. After trying and failing to make sense of this felonious
 abstrusity, Bavarious looked up to examine the upper floors of the
 building.  Most of the windows were boarded, plenty were broken, through
diff --git a/stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid.tex b/stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid.tex
index 6fadc1c..da080ad 100644
--- a/stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid.tex
+++ b/stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid.tex
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ Bavarious. I like to masturbate.
 Sure, people had been complaining about weird noises coming from the
 campus restrooms for about a year now, ever since I enrolled last
 spring. Signs were placed on all the bulletin boards and restroom
-entrances: {\sf RESTROOMS MONITORED BY SECURITY}.
+entrances: {\sc Restrooms Monitored By Security}.
 
 
 
diff --git a/stories/Ghost_Hat.Character_.tex b/stories/Ghost_Hat.Character_.tex
index 81a1a28..5680160 100644
--- a/stories/Ghost_Hat.Character_.tex
+++ b/stories/Ghost_Hat.Character_.tex
@@ -94,9 +94,8 @@ better than I am,'' I joked.
 
 
 
-``It's just practice,'' Tommy mumbled, covering the
-drawing with his hands. He looked away from me and stared hard at
-the wall.
+``It's just practice,'' Tommy mumbled, covering the drawing with his
+hands. He looked away from me and stared hard at the wall.
 
 
 
diff --git a/stories/WhereTheFishLives.The_Horrid.tex b/stories/WhereTheFishLives.The_Horrid.tex
index 2907a40..13454ec 100644
--- a/stories/WhereTheFishLives.The_Horrid.tex
+++ b/stories/WhereTheFishLives.The_Horrid.tex
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ it was my turn to laugh
 
 
 
-``Hahahaha! Looks like someone doesn't know anything about the
+``Ha ha ha ha! Looks like someone doesn't know anything about the
 Beretta M9!'' I triumphantly shouted. With my last bullet I fired.
 The 9mm bullet slickly exploded from the barrel and into the
 demonic lighter which was still in his hand. While the bullet
diff --git a/stories/nmg.The_Horrid.tex b/stories/nmg.The_Horrid.tex
index 1490904..030c61f 100644
--- a/stories/nmg.The_Horrid.tex
+++ b/stories/nmg.The_Horrid.tex
@@ -48,8 +48,8 @@ and know how to use it, scum.'' he said.
 
 
 Suddenly he saw movement. A man or what was once a man or woman
-came dashing out from behind Missile Command. {\sc OUT\ldots OF\ldots
-CREDITS\ldots{}!} it screeched in a slow southern drawl. ``No monster,
+came dashing out from behind Missile Command. {\sc Out\ldots Of\ldots
+Credits\ldots{}!} it screeched in a slow southern drawl. ``No monster,
 you're out of life'' said Bavarius as he squeezed the trigger
 rapidly and deliberately.