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STORIES = stories/*.tex STORIES = stories/*.tex
horrors2.dvi: horrors2.ltx $(STORIES)
latex $<
latex $<
horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(STORIES) horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(STORIES)
pdflatex $< pdflatex $<
pdflatex $< pdflatex $<

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\documentclass{book} \documentclass[draft]{book}
\usepackage[papersize={397pt,614pt}]{geometry}
\usepackage[T1]{fontenc} \usepackage[T1]{fontenc}
\usepackage{anttor} \usepackage{anttor}
\usepackage{url} \usepackage{url}
\usepackage[pdftex]{graphicx}
\usepackage{hyperref}
\usepackage[labelformat=empty]{caption}
\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here} \title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
\author{The Something Awful Forums} \author{The Something Awful Forums}
% For specifying author
\newcommand{\by}[1]{ \newcommand{\by}[1]{
\vspace{-20pt} \vspace{-20pt}
\begin{flushleft} \begin{flushleft}
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\vspace{30pt} \vspace{30pt}
} }
\begin{document} \begin{document}
\maketitle \maketitle
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\hbox{} \hbox{}
\vfill \vfill
This is a pre-release copy of {\em Horrors 2}, a freely-redistributable This is a pre-release copy of {\em Horrors 2}, a freely redistributable
ebook. This copy is made available for proofreading; a final copy will ebook. This copy is made available for proofreading; a final copy will
be published for anyone to download, along with instructions on how to be published for anyone to download, along with instructions on how to
print it and bind it into a real hardcover or paperback book. For the print it and bind it into a real hardcover or paperback book. For the
@ -212,7 +216,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da} \include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
%\include{stories/kerimeton.White} %\include{stories/kerimeton.White}
\include{stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St} \include{stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St}
%\include{stories/Bonaventure.Horrider_R} \include{stories/Bonaventure.Horrider_R}
\include{stories/Akbar.Wicked_Wor} \include{stories/Akbar.Wicked_Wor}
\include{stories/Swanky.Gold_Ribbo} \include{stories/Swanky.Gold_Ribbo}
%\include{stories/Cruo.The_Smoker} %\include{stories/Cruo.The_Smoker}

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The jukebox in the corner began playing ``Here Comes the The jukebox in the corner began playing ``Here Comes the
Sun.'' Jimmy Dean and his cronies approached the stranger. Sun.'' Jimmy Dean and his cronies approached the stran\-ger.
Unpromisingly, the green pained lights shuttered as the air became Unpromisingly, the green pained lights shuttered as the air became
stale. Marv sat in the stool to the left of the stranger, the other stale. Marv sat in the stool to the left of the stranger, the other
guy behind him and Jimmy stood to his right. ``Who the fuck guy behind him and Jimmy stood to his right. ``Who the fuck
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amongst the leathery, sandblasted, sun damaged face. His black hair amongst the leathery, sandblasted, sun damaged face. His black hair
dangled in strands from under his black hat. He reached up, stroked dangled in strands from under his black hat. He reached up, stroked
the stubble on his chin and sighed. After surveying the the stubble on his chin and sighed. After surveying the
destruction, he nonchalantly picked up his glass, downed it, destruction, he non-chalantly picked up his glass, downed it,
reached into his pocket and pulled out a coin. His eyes never moved reached into his pocket and pulled out a coin. His eyes never moved
from mine, and then a moment of clarity came upon me. The from mine, and then a moment of clarity came upon me. The
uneasiness. I froze. I could see flames in the blackness. He stared uneasiness. I froze. I could see flames in the blackness. He stared

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On Monday he ate through some black culture . But he was still On Monday he ate through some black culture. But he was still
hungry. hungry.
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Now he wasn't hungry anymore - and he wasn't a little private Now he wasn't hungry anymore --- and he wasn't a little private
detective any more. He was a big fat private detective. detective any more. He was a big fat private detective.
He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed
inside for more than two weeks. The he nibbled a hole in the cocoon inside for more than two weeks. The he nibbled a hole in the cocoon
and pushed his way out {\ldots} and pushed his way out{\ldots}
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He then began to read approximately 500 words of the Bible: %% He then began to read approximately 500 words of the Bible:
Genesis %% Genesis
1 First God made heaven \& earth 2 The earth was without form %% 1 First God made heaven \& earth 2 The earth was without form
and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the %% and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the
Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God %% Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God
said, ``Let there be light''; and there was light. 4 And God saw that %% said, ``Let there be light''; and there was light. 4 And God saw that
the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. %% the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And %% 5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And
there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said, %% there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said,
``Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it %% ``Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it
separate the waters from the waters.'' 7 And God made the firmament %% separate the waters from the waters.'' 7 And God made the firmament
and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the %% and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the
waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God %% waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God
called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was %% called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was
morning, a second day. 9 And God said, ``Let the waters under the %% morning, a second day. 9 And God said, ``Let the waters under the
heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land %% heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land
appear.'' And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the %% appear.'' And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the
waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that %% waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that
it was good. 11 And God said, ``Let the earth put forth vegetation, %% it was good. 11 And God said, ``Let the earth put forth vegetation,
plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is %% plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is
their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.'' And it was %% their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.'' And it was
so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed %% so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed
according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is %% according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is
their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was %% their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was
good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day. %% good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 And God said, ``Let there be lights in the firmament of the %% 14 And God said, ``Let there be lights in the firmament of the
heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for %% heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for
signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be %% signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be
lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the %% lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the
earth.'' And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the %% earth.'' And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the
greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the %% greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the
night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament %% night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament
of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the %% of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the
day and over the night, and to separate the light from the %% day and over the night, and to separate the light from the
darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening %% darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening
and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, ``Let the %% and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, ``Let the
waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly %% waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly
above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.'' 21 So God %% above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.'' 21 So God
created the great sea monsters and every living creature that %% created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and %% moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and
every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was %% every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was
good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, ``Be fruitful and multiply %% good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, ``Be fruitful and multiply
and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the %% and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the
earth.'' 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth %% earth.'' 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth
day. 24 And God said, ``Let the earth bring forth living creatures %% day. 24 And God said, ``Let the earth bring forth living creatures
according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of %% according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of
the earth according to their kinds.'' And it was so. 25 And God made %% the earth according to their kinds.'' And it was so. 25 And God made
the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle %% the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle
according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the %% according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the
ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then %% ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then
God said, ``Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and %% God said, ``Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and
let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds %% let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds
of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over %% of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.'' 27 So God created %% every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.'' 27 So God created
man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and %% man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and
female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to %% female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to
them, ``Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; %% them, ``Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it;
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of %% and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of
the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.'' 29 %% the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.'' 29
And God said, ``Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed %% And God said, ``Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed
which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed %% which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed
in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast %% in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast
of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that %% of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that
creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have %% creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have
given every green plant for food.'' And it was so. 31 And God saw %% given every green plant for food.'' And it was so. 31 And God saw
everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And %% everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And
there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day. %% there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.
\begin{figure}[b]
\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Lord_Humongus-Hungry.png}
\caption{{\em Hunger} by Lord Humongus}
\end{figure}