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 %\usepackage{tgothic}
 
 \title{Horrors 2: Bavarious Reasons}
+\author{The Something Awful Forums}
 
 \newcommand{\by}[1]{{\large By {\sf #1}}\\\bigskip}
 
 
 \begin{document}
+
+\maketitle
+
+The authors wish to dedicate this book to the authors.
+
+Unfortunately, the typesetter is instead going to dedicate this book to
+anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood.  Stay strong, pukers.
+\vfill
+
 \tableofcontents
 
 \part{Bavarious Reasons}