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b/horrors2.ltx index c49bb0c..841fb37 100644 --- a/horrors2.ltx +++ b/horrors2.ltx @@ -8,6 +8,9 @@ \usepackage{hyperref} \usepackage[labelformat=empty]{caption} \usepackage{chapauth} +\usepackage[absolute]{textpos} + +\TPGrid[\topmargin,\oddsidemargin]{8}{10} \title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here} \author{The Something Awful Forums} @@ -101,6 +104,11 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Horrid} \include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Barn} +\part{Contest Winners} +\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da} +\include{stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the} +\include{stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_} + \part{Bavarious Reasons} \include{stories/Batmanuel.The_Strang} \include{stories/Torgo_.Brian} @@ -108,7 +116,6 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. %\include{stories/The_Iron_Fury.The_Horrid} \include{stories/bagrada.The_Earach} \include{stories/Unununium.The_Scarec} -\include{stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_} \include{stories/Tufty.Dames__the} \include{stories/leb388.The_Girl} \include{stories/scarycactusjunior.The_Runawa} @@ -151,7 +158,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/Knuc_If_U_Buck.The_Horrif} \include{stories/henpod.The_Last_C} \include{stories/Mortonic.The_Very_H} -%\include{stories/Oatgan.The_Scream} +\include{stories/Oatgan.The_Scream} \include{stories/Lynxifer.The_Orches} \include{stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid} \include{stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu} @@ -166,7 +173,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/Lord_Humongus.The_Cellar} \include{stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Untitled} \include{stories/Irish_Joe.The_Boy_Th} -%\include{stories/Dirty_Sanchez.A_Tin_of_P} +\include{stories/Dirty_Sanchez.A_Tin_of_P} %\include{stories/O_Tempora__O_Mores_.The_First_} %\include{stories/Pro_Swordbro.Nobodys_Sa} %\include{stories/Detective_Thompson.Words_Will} @@ -179,7 +186,6 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \part{The Chronicles Of Biddick} \include{stories/VelvetEvoker.Station_66} %\include{stories/Donde_Esta.The_Promis} -\include{stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the} \include{stories/lemonlime.A_Butter_K} %\include{stories/Monkey_Trouble.The_Cave} %\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies} @@ -195,7 +201,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/Ridgely__Fan.The_Cocoon} %\include{stories/raptorred.The_Blood_} \include{stories/Lorentz_Factor.It_s_just_} -%\include{stories/BatsBjorg.The_Horrid} +\include{stories/BatsBjorg.The_Horrid} \include{stories/Twigand_Berries.The_Sack_o} %\include{stories/Helmet.Kindness_o} %\include{stories/invision.Creature_O} @@ -216,7 +222,6 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. %\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_} %\include{stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po} %\include{stories/duck_monster.Luke_Kills} -%\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da} %\include{stories/kerimeton.White} \include{stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St} \include{stories/Bonaventure.Horrider_R} diff --git a/stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex b/stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex index bad83cb..a0d76f0 100644 --- a/stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex +++ b/stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex @@ -1,9 +1,14 @@ \chapauth{BoldFrankensteinMir} \chapter{Johnny the Knifer} +\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1) +\begin{center} +\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/red-ribbon.pdf} \\ +{\scriptsize Second place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest} +\end{center} +\end{textblock} - -I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the +\noindent I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the coffee pot and into my cup, like a pot of brown bullets shooting into my cup and splashing in coffee. The waitress was very pretty. She said ``would you like some coffee''? My name is Luke Bavarious. I diff --git a/stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da.tex b/stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da.tex index c0332cb..89e8729 100644 --- a/stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da.tex +++ b/stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da.tex @@ -1,12 +1,16 @@ \chapauth{Orgasmo} \chapter{Make My Day} +\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1) +\begin{center} +\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/blue-ribbon.pdf} \\ +{\scriptsize First place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest} +\end{center} +\end{textblock} -The telephone rings. The cacophony breaks through the utter silence +\noindent The telephone rings. The cacophony breaks through the utter silence of my New York flat overlooking Times Square. - - I can barely move. Even breathing hurts. These late night bar fights are getting rougher each night and one of these nights I'm going to wake up at a hospital instead of my warm diff --git a/stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_.tex b/stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_.tex index f0b7e23..3e2ba4c 100644 --- a/stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_.tex +++ b/stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_.tex @@ -1,8 +1,14 @@ \chapauth{THE WORST DOCTOR} \chapter{The Snake Lady} +\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1) +\begin{center} +\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/white-ribbon.pdf} \\ +{\scriptsize Third place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest} +\end{center} +\end{textblock} -There was a kid who came up to me one evening after I had left my +\noindent There was a kid who came up to me one evening after I had left my precinct, sniffling and tugging on the left leg of my pants. He had snot all over his face and I was pretty disgusted. But my job is to help people, not to pass judgment, so I decided to give him the