diff --git a/horrors2.ltx b/horrors2.ltx index 8c2741f..8f21548 100644 --- a/horrors2.ltx +++ b/horrors2.ltx @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ \usepackage{anttor} \usepackage{url} -\title{Horrors 2: Bavarious Reasons} +\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here} \author{The Something Awful Forums} \newcommand{\by}[1]{ @@ -65,14 +65,25 @@ copy, can be found at \url{http://gitorious.org/horrors2/book}. \hbox{} \vfill +This is a pre-release copy of {\em Horrors 2}, a freely-redistributable +ebook. This copy is made available for proofreading; a final copy will +be published for anyone to download, along with instructions on how to +print it and bind it into a real hardcover or paperback book. For the +latest, check the thread on the Something Awful Forums at +\url{http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3167703}. + +\vfill + \noindent -The authors wish to dedicate this book to the authors. +The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors. \bigskip \noindent -Unfortunately, the typesetter is instead going to dedicate this book to -anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. +I am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears +and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. + +\indent --- cruft, July 2009 \vfill \hbox{} @@ -104,7 +115,7 @@ anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile} %\include{stories/ack_.The_Dock} \include{stories/rinski.The_Mansio} -%\include{stories/Syphilicious_.What_Lurks} +\include{stories/Syphilicious_.What_Lurks} %\include{stories/Rummanging.Nebulous_C} \include{stories/antiloquax.The_Unexpe} \include{stories/benitocereno.The_Beginn} @@ -130,7 +141,7 @@ anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/reasonable_form.The_Six_Si} %\include{stories/Smeef.The_Old_Ch} %\include{stories/jidohanbaiki.The_Ocean} -%\include{stories/Knuc_If_U_Buck.The_Horrif} +\include{stories/Knuc_If_U_Buck.The_Horrif} %\include{stories/henpod.The_Last_C} %\include{stories/Mortonic.The_Very_H} %\include{stories/Oatgan.The_Scream} @@ -192,8 +203,8 @@ anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. %\include{stories/Dominic_Bones.Again} -\part{My God, It's Full Of Stars} -%\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M} +\part{I'm out of funny things} +\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M} %\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re} %\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_} %\include{stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po} @@ -210,7 +221,7 @@ anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers. \include{stories/The_Bananana.Deja_Vu} %\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_} \include{stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled} -%\include{stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid} +\include{stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid} diff --git a/stories/Tufty.Dames__the.tex b/stories/Tufty.Dames__the.tex index af2ad01..c0cb045 100644 --- a/stories/Tufty.Dames__the.tex +++ b/stories/Tufty.Dames__the.tex @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -\chapter[Dames, they're all the Same]{Dames, they're all the Same - a Luke Bavarious detective story inspired by the works of Ben Biddick.} +\chapter[Dames, they're all the Same]{Dames, they're all the Same: a Luke Bavarious detective story inspired by the works of Ben Biddick} \by{Tufty}