\chapter{The Very Hungry Luke Bavarius}
\by{Mortonic}





In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.



One sunday morning the warm sun came up and pop! Out of the egg
came a tiny and very hungry private detective, Luke Bavarius.



He started to look for some food.



On Monday he ate through some black culture . But he was still
hungry.



On Tuesday he ate through two Berettas. But he was still
hungry.



On Wednesday he ate through three piles of vomit. But he was still
hungry.



On Thursday he ate through four sparkly Bavarius badges. But he was
still hungry.



On Friday he ate through five gooooooold rings. But he was still
hungry.



On Saturday he ate through an entire Baconator! That night he had
stomach-ache!



The next day was Sunday again. Luke ate through one nice green
leaf, and after that he felt much better.



Now he wasn't hungry anymore - and he wasn't a little private
detective any more. He was a big fat private detective.



He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed
inside for more than two weeks. The he nibbled a hole in the cocoon
and pushed his way out {\ldots}



He was a horrid reflection!



He then began to read approximately 500 words of the Bible:



Genesis



1 First God made heaven \& earth 2 The earth was without form
and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the
Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God
said, ``Let there be light''; and there was light. 4 And God saw that
the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And
there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said,
``Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it
separate the waters from the waters.'' 7 And God made the firmament
and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the
waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God
called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was
morning, a second day. 9 And God said, ``Let the waters under the
heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land
appear.'' And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the
waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that
it was good. 11 And God said, ``Let the earth put forth vegetation,
plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is
their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.'' And it was
so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed
according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is
their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was
good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 And God said, ``Let there be lights in the firmament of the
heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for
signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be
lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the
earth.'' And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the
greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the
night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament
of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the
day and over the night, and to separate the light from the
darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening
and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, ``Let the
waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly
above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.'' 21 So God
created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and
every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was
good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, ``Be fruitful and multiply
and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the
earth.'' 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth
day. 24 And God said, ``Let the earth bring forth living creatures
according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of
the earth according to their kinds.'' And it was so. 25 And God made
the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle
according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the
ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then
God said, ``Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and
let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds
of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.'' 27 So God created
man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and
female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to
them, ``Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it;
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of
the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.'' 29
And God said, ``Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed
which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed
in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast
of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that
creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have
given every green plant for food.'' And it was so. 31 And God saw
everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And
there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day. 

 



