\chapauth{leb388} \chapter{The Girl} The night was cool and dark, unusual for summer. But then again, it was a night for unusual things. Slashes of rain whipped at my face as I navigated the alley. Fireworks vomited sparks of blue and red into the sky. The booms sounded more like gunshots from Berettas. I should know; I have one. I am a private detective. My name is Bavarious. Luke Bavarious. I'd been at the bar, kicking back a few martinis, when I got a call about a noise complaint. I work every night if I have to, even the Fourth of July. The job sounded easy enough, and after all, the people need me. I am their protector. I am Luke Bavarious. But on this night, I wasn't as alone as I thought. As I walked along, I heard the sound of footsteps. I stopped. ``Who's there?'' I yelled, raising my Beretta. No response. I tensed. ``Come out where I can see you,'' I ordered. ``Now.'' A child stepped out of the shadows and into the trashy street. I say that because the street was littered with trash. The people there were usually nice. Most of the time. I holstered the Beretta, at ease. The girl looked young. Maybe six, could even be seven. Who knows, in this town. Probably lost. She clutched a doll and wore a dark raincoat. Not like that was any help, in this torrential weather. ``Are you okay?'' I asked her. ``Do you need help?'' ``I need to find my mommy,'' she whimpered. She was crying. A girl that young shouldn't be alone in an alley off 42nd St. in New York. Especially on a night like tonight. I pulled out my phone to call to see if anyone reported her missing, but something was wrong. I looked up at the sky. Fireworks still going at it like crazy missiles exploding in the air. That's what they were. Missiles. And that's when I saw it. The creature. The item the girl was holding wasn't a doll after all--it was a monster. It had buttons for eyes. There was no mouth, just stitches. The hair was yarn. ``Get out of here, fiend of hell!'' I screamed. I grabbed it. If you can call it an it. The hands were soft. At least until I flung it into the puddle. Then they were wet. I screamed, shooting at it with my Beretta. I felt a fear no one should ever have to experience, a fear of the worst possible things, a fear of death and everything around it. It was taking hold of me, drowning me, and I kept spinning and spinning in the abyss of its grip. I felt like vomiting. Maybe that was just from the martinis. I shot it again and again, and so on. And then I stopped. A flash of light made me see its face. Kind. Adorable. Just a doll after all. Why do I always investigate noise complaints when I'm drunk? Suddenly, the girl was sobbing. And I felt like an asshole. \illustration{Discount\_Bees}{The Girl}{art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg}