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\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting
on the floor!}{brylcreem}
\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to
buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir}
\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick}
\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it
all!}{King Plum the Nth}
\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka}
\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that
redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski}
\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe
Driver}
\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please
contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for
review.}{Random House}
\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I
masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth}
\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors
2!}{mboger}
\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius}
\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing
style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland}
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