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\chapauth{IShallRiseAgain}
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\chapter{The School}
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John Jones was your average every-day student at Livingston Middle
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School. He was also very late. He hurried into his classroom for
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gifted students of which he was the smartest and coolest. He
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hated his teacher, Miss Diabloclous, she was always giving them
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homework and pop quizzes. ``Your late, John Jones! You get a
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detention!'' shrieked Miss Diabloclous. ``Third one this
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week'' thought John as he sat down with a smirk.
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When school was over he headed over to Miss Diablocluos's
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room. Another student, George Smith, was already there. ``You
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boys have been behaving badly, and we can't have that can
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we?'' proclaimed Miss Diabloclous. Suddenly her face started
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stretching and contorting, and she grew ghastly fangs. George was
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screaming and vomiting at the same time. Her jaws stretched, and
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she bit off the head of George. His arteries started spewing
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copious amounts of blood all over the place. Licking the blood off
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her face, Miss Diablocluos shouted ``Your next!'' John
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was ready though and pulled out his berretta. ``Pop Quiz time,
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what happens when I shoot a bullet through your brain?'', he
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exclaimed and then unleashed a hail of bullets into her head.
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A police officer rushed in to see what was going on. Upon seeing
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the grotesque body of Miss Diablocluos, he turned to John.
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Expecting praise for killing the abomination of nature, he was
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surprised when the officer unloaded a full clip into him with his
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own berretta. Sighing the officer stated, ``Damn public
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schools!''.
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