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99 lines
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\chapauth{reasonable form}
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\chapter{The Six Sides of Evil}
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Barney Flann woke up with a start. With a cube in his mind. A cube
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he had never seen before. Looking at his leg he saw his leg hair
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barely coming in, because he was 8 years old and his age was
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between 5 and 10.
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``Barney it's time to stop dreaming!'' Barney's father, Ara\-gorn,
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laboriously squeaked.
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And then he saw the rectangle that he would instantly recognize in
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any situation. Any situation where he was not terrified. And since
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Barney was never terrified, any situation.
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But now, Barney had become terrified.
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Instantly, he sprung into action to repair the rectangular hole in
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the sewer under his house.
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``Not now father I love you too much!'' Barney suggested to his
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father whose veins in his right arm were solidifying into vomit. He
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pulled out his auxyacetylene welding torch that he kept on him so
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he could weld, and used it to burn the blood that was coming
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through the pipe into a solid mass that would fix the pipe.
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``That was my mothers blood!'' he yelled to nobody in particular
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except for himself he realized in a sudden realization of deja
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vu.
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As he ran up the stairs to confirm his suspicions that his mother's
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body had deflated as the blood poured down the drain. He noticed
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another rectangle, but he quickly put it out of his mind and soon
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he didn't notice it again. Now that he was in his mothers room he
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could see he was correct, and he saw her lifeless body scream with
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anguish as it realized its plight.
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``{\bf The horror!}'' he yelped.
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But then he noticed something else{\ldots}
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``{\bf The horror!}'' he yelped as he saw that there was a rectangular
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sized hole in her juggular.
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Could it be that the 3 rectangles he had seen were part of
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something bigger? Could it be that they would form{\ldots} the CUBE?
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Barney would soon find out that this was the correct case. He
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rushed back to see his dying father and discovered him infused with
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life energy.
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``Father, why are you so energized?'' Barney gulped.
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``{\bf Because I have seen the mountain top and upon is are
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rectangles!}'' His father, Aragorn, who was named Aragorn after a
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particular event led his father to read Animal Farm, babbled
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incessantly.
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``No it doesn't have to be this way!'' Barney said as Barney pulled
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out his Ferrari branded knife and slashed a triangle into his
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father's heart so that all of the rectangular juices could flow
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safely out. ``thank you son i love you'' his father said as his last
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dying words.
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And then, his father died.
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``What shall I do now? How can I stop this infection of
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rectangles!''
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But quickly Barney remembered his grandmother, who they had locked
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up in their basement ever since her death. He recalled the
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basements location and ran to the door. But there was an evil thing
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on the door, a rectangle! He ripped out his Saigo auto shotgun
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loaded with fourty four magnum cartridges and prepared to fight the
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fight.
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``This is the most powerful 'handgun' in the world hehe'' he muttered
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as he fired the shotgun one handed in the direction of the door.
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Instantly, kidney stones rolled out of the door, but the kidney
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stones were in the shape of rectangles. It too was horrid. Too
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horrid to imagine was possible. But it was that horrid.
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And as the millions of rectangles combined to form cubes he knew
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that his evil grandmother was the source of it all!
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``Who could have created these cubes?'' he recoiled from the vomit
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flowing from his mouth and left ear as he realized it was his
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grandmother.
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And he realized he could not stop the cubes, that he too would be
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lost in the face of ev-
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``{\bf Because I have seen the mountain top and upon is are
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rectangles}!''
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