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\chapter{The Very Hungry Luke Bavarius}
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\by{Mortonic}
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In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.
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One sunday morning the warm sun came up and pop! Out of the egg
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came a tiny and very hungry private detective, Luke Bavarius.
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He started to look for some food.
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On Monday he ate through some black culture . But he was still
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hungry.
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On Tuesday he ate through two Berettas. But he was still
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hungry.
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On Wednesday he ate through three piles of vomit. But he was still
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hungry.
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On Thursday he ate through four sparkly Bavarius badges. But he was
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still hungry.
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On Friday he ate through five gooooooold rings. But he was still
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hungry.
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On Saturday he ate through an entire Baconator! That night he had
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stomach-ache!
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The next day was Sunday again. Luke ate through one nice green
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leaf, and after that he felt much better.
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Now he wasn't hungry anymore - and he wasn't a little private
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detective any more. He was a big fat private detective.
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He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed
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inside for more than two weeks. The he nibbled a hole in the cocoon
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and pushed his way out {\ldots}
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He was a horrid reflection!
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He then began to read approximately 500 words of the Bible:
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Genesis
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1 First God made heaven \& earth 2 The earth was without form
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and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the
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Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God
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said, ``Let there be light''; and there was light. 4 And God saw that
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the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
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5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And
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there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said,
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``Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it
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separate the waters from the waters.'' 7 And God made the firmament
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and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the
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waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God
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called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was
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morning, a second day. 9 And God said, ``Let the waters under the
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heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land
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appear.'' And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the
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waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that
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it was good. 11 And God said, ``Let the earth put forth vegetation,
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plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is
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their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.'' And it was
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so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed
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according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is
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their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was
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good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
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14 And God said, ``Let there be lights in the firmament of the
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heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for
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signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be
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lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the
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earth.'' And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the
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greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the
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night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament
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of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the
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day and over the night, and to separate the light from the
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darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening
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and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, ``Let the
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waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly
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above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.'' 21 So God
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created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
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moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and
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every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was
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good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, ``Be fruitful and multiply
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and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the
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earth.'' 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth
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day. 24 And God said, ``Let the earth bring forth living creatures
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according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of
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the earth according to their kinds.'' And it was so. 25 And God made
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the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle
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according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the
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ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then
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God said, ``Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and
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let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds
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of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
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every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.'' 27 So God created
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man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and
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female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to
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them, ``Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it;
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and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of
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the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.'' 29
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And God said, ``Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed
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which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed
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in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast
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of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that
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creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have
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given every green plant for food.'' And it was so. 31 And God saw
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everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And
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there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.
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