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+# woozle.org Penalty Timer Privacy Policy
+
+This app does not collect any information from the user
+or the device it's running on. It's just a fancy clock.
+
+I have absolutely no interest in adding such collection.
+I don't want to know how you use it, and I don't want
+to try to get $2 a year by serving ads.
+
+If you feel like sending me an email letting me know you
+use the app, though, that would be nice :)
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+The woozle roller derby penalty timer.
+
+https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.woozle.penaltytimer&hl=en_US&gl=US