diff --git a/arsenic.py b/arsenic.py
index ba8ed2d..df45876 100755
--- a/arsenic.py
+++ b/arsenic.py
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@ import os
 import time
 import socket
 import rp
+import random
+import webretriever
+
+webretriever.proxy = ('proxyout.lanl.gov', 8080)
 
 def esc(arg):
     return "'" + arg.replace("'", r"'\''") + "'"
@@ -72,6 +76,16 @@ class Arsenic(firebot.FireBot, ProcBot):
                      lag))
 
 
+    def pii(self, sender, forum, addl, match):
+        ssns = []
+        for i in range(10):
+            ssns.append('%03d-%02d-%04d' % (random.randint(1, 999),
+                                            random.randint(1, 99),
+                                            random.randint(1, 9999)))
+        forum.msg('Security incident!  %s' % ' '.join(ssns))
+    bindings.append((re.compile(r'^pii$'),
+                     pii))
+
     bindings.extend(firebot.FireBot.bindings)
 
     ##
diff --git a/webretriever.py b/webretriever.py
index 1c7e7d3..c99df1a 100755
--- a/webretriever.py
+++ b/webretriever.py
@@ -7,23 +7,30 @@ import socket
 
 resolver = adns.init()
 
+proxy = None
+
 class WebRetriever(asynchat.async_chat):
     def __init__(self, url, body_cb):
         asynchat.async_chat.__init__(self)
         self.body_cb = body_cb
-        self.url = url
-        (self.scheme,
-         self.netloc,
-         self.path,
-         self.query,
-         self.fragment) = urlparse.urlsplit(url)
-        assert self.scheme == 'http'
-        try:
-            self.host, port = self.netloc.split(':')
-            self.port = int(port)
-        except ValueError:
-            self.host = self.netloc
-            self.port = 80
+        if proxy:
+            self.host, self.port = proxy
+            self.query = ''
+            self.fragment = ''
+            self.path = url
+        else:
+            (self.scheme,
+             self.netloc,
+             self.path,
+             self.query,
+             self.fragment) = urlparse.urlsplit(url)
+            assert self.scheme == 'http'
+            try:
+                self.host, port = self.netloc.split(':')
+                self.port = int(port)
+            except ValueError:
+                self.host = self.netloc
+                self.port = 80
         self.set_terminator('\n')
         self.in_headers = True
         self.inbuf = ''