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title: Sap
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2008-10-27 15:57:45 -06:00
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I love you dear, so very much
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That I get sappy when we touch
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Or even when I think of you
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Your eyes so red, your hair so blue
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I see your face, it warms my heart
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It makes my colon leap, then fart
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There aren't enough words to express how much I am in love with you
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Even breaking meter won't do
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The fleshy folds around your teeth
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Are red like blood, beyond belief
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They make me want to osculate
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And doing so is super-great
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In short, my love, you fill my gap
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With sticky, drippy, sugary sap
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I hope you're with me for all time
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And that is why I wrote these lines
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