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Markdown
31 lines
618 B
Markdown
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Title: crunt
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<span id="crunt">
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</span>
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**CRUNT**[!](http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/bulldada/X0033_RAELIAN.TXT.html)
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<script>
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function crunt() {
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if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
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return "CRUNT";
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} else {
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return "crunt";
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}
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}
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function init() {
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var p = document.getElementById("crunt");
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var out = [];
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var crunts = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) + 200;
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var babies = crunts * 3 / 4;
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for (var i = 0; i < crunts; i += 1) {
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out.push(crunt());
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}
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for (var i = 0; i < babies; i += 1) {
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out.push("crunt");
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}
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p.textContent = out.join(" ");
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}
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window.addEventListener("load", init);
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</script>
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