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A man's reputation is not in his own keeping, but lies at the mercy of the profligacy of others. Calumny requires no proof. The throwing out [of] malicious imputations against any character leaves a stain, which no after-refutation can wipe out. To create an unfavourable impression, it is not necessary that certain things should be true, but that they have been said. The imagination is of so delicate a texture that even words wound it. WILLIAM HAZLITT, Characteristics
Derby Community:
I believe that when people carelessly throw words, others become victims to their sharp edges. A few weeks ago comments were posted on our page by fans about previous opponent Los Alamos MAtom Bombs, which were not favorable. Being one for free speech, I, did not remove the post or say anything to the contrary. I left it as it was… I want to apologize to our opposing team for this. Although we choose not to control what our fans post, we can choose to address anything that we feel is inappropriate and will do so in the future.
We are a new league and happily saw our first anniversary two weeks ago!!!! We have had an awesome time developing this league. Along the way we have experienced growing pains and in these moments of awe and confusion, we strive to grow!
We have developed good relationships with most of the leagues we have played. However, since May behind the scenes, I have been dealing with an assault on the reputation of one of our skaters. People in other leagues/organizations carelessly spoke about her to different leagues and this issue has snowballed! It has gotten to the point that now others are trying to compromise our leagues reputation by saying we skate dangerously. Since this notion has been blasted by a few people to so many, I feel that I have to speak up on this!!!
Safety is imperative in a full contact sport as this, and in that same breath safety is not guaranteed. It is incumbent upon all players of this sport to be thoughtful, strategic, and knowledgeable. Good derby only comes with studying, dedication, and time. Something I try to reiterate to all members of our league. Even the best players get bruises, sprains, torn ligaments, and broken bones and rarely do they have a culprit. Clovis Roller Derby always strives to play the best game possible.
I will close in saying that I am disappointed by all of the mindless chatter and hearsay that no one seems to have any direct accountability for. At every corner we have encountered hurdles that stem from the waste of peoples carelessly thrown words. Among all things Clovis wants to have stellar relationships with all the leagues that we play. At a minimum we expect that other leagues/organizations not tear down fellow skaters. We repudiate any unsafe practices or bias from our league or any league we interact with.
Constance Williams
Clovis Roller Derby, LLC

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Title: Why I Am Refusing To NSO Any Games with Clovis's Dirty Curry Prairie Dollz
I have an ax to grind with the Clovis roller derby team.
The M'Atom Bombs have played a lot of games in the last two years,
have lost plenty of games at home and away,
but I have never left feeling as angry as I am after the July 20, 2013 home game
against Clovis.
The Clovis team is dangerous,
and they're only encouraging their mean-spirited fans.
I got into derby because it was fun.
Clovis is the opposite of fun.
I am now refusing to participate in any game with the Clovis team.
There are a few girls on the Clovis team who are fun to play with or against,
and would fit in easily with any of the other fun teams the Bombs play.
But there are people on the team who are abrasive and dangerous,
and I don't feel the team is safe.
I feel bad ragging on a team like this,
but I'm clearly not alone in feeling this way,
which is how I know this isn't my problem.
It's Clovis's problem.
Safety
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The Los Alamos M'Atom Bombs have been playing against other teams since early 2012.
100% of the two games they have played against Clovis have resulted in a serious injury,
needing long-term medical attention and resulting in a roster reduction at future games.
0% of the dozens of games they have played against every other team
(at least 8 teams) have resulted in a serious injury.
In fairness, the Bombs have had one concussion in inter-league play,
but it was caused by a player from their own team.
I had already refused to NSO any game with the player named Big Red
(formerly with Amarillo, now with Clovis),
who caused the Bombs' first injury.
Previously,
the Los Alamos head ref
had also stated they would not participate in any game with her.
Going into the July game,
I didn't know much about the Clovis team,
other than they were excited about having Big Red join them.
Given her reputation,
I was expecting something bad to happen at the bout.
I was not surprised when I called a timeout to let
the first aid crew tend to a Los Alamos skater screaming out in pain.
The Score
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![A Clovis fan questions the low score](clovis-score.png)
I want to make it clear that I'm not mad about the score.
At the end of the day, the score was 54 Clovis, 45 Los Alamos.
Anyone who follows Roller Derby should be surprised by this very low score.
But they should be less surprised when they hear there was only 22 minutes of
very interrupted gameplay.
We cancelled due to rain.
I'm not mad about this score.
It's not a game score, it's a snapshot of the score at 20 minutes into the first period,
and it's a 9-point spread, which is ½ of a *low-scoring* power jam.
But I don't even care if the Bombs win.
They keep playing because they have fun,
and other teams keep playing the Bombs because they're a fun team to play.
Playing Clovis is not fun.
Making The Most of Time
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![A M'Atom Bomb explains the game was called off due to rain](clovis-timing.png)
We spent 22 minutes playing Roller Derby,
20 minutes waiting for rain to stop,
and 65 minutes in timeouts, official reviews, and bickering.
We play outdoors, and have to cancel due to weather.
Our very first home game got snowed out.
So when a flash flood warning was issued 5 minutes before the game,
we asked our fans to shout out "no rain".
Clovis used their official review less than 10 minutes into the first period's clock.
Less than 15 minutes in,
I called an official timeout because all four referees were engaged in the middle of the track with the Clovis bench.
Less than 20 minutes in,
I called an official timeout because a Los Alamos skater was writhing on the ground in pain.
The "no rain" chants didn't work. A little over 20 minutes into the first period's clock,
we called a 20 minute delay to see if the rain would stop.
It did stop, long enough for us to run about 1:20 of the second period,
at which point we had to call an end to the game.
The first period began at 6:40. It was called off due to rain at 7:35,
with about 9:30 left on the period clock.
If we had only had the 3 team timeouts,
we could have finished the first period,
halftime, and been 5 minutes in to the second period before it started raining.
The second period was supposed to start at 7:45.
I wasn't watching the clock at that point,
but according to a friend, we didn't actually start until 8:15,
30 minutes later.
We spent those 30 minutes listening to players argue about
whether or not we should play the remaining 9 minutes on the first period.
All told, the game ran 1 hour and 37 minutes, from 6:40 until 8:17.
The teams only got 22 minutes of gameplay.
Two 30-minute jams, a 20-minute halftime, and all 6 team timeouts
would have taken
1 hour and 29 minutes.
Of course, nobody knew that the rain would coincide exactly
with when halftime was scheduled.
But we did waste a tremendous amount of time standing around arguing.
Anyone suggesting either team was conspiring with the weather to keep us from playing is crazy.
I'm not making that claim.
But I think it's important to understand *why* we didn't get to play.
League Relations
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![A Clovis fan insults the Los Alamos team, earning a wink from Clovis's official facebook page](clovis-whores.png)
I edited the screen shot to show the conversation, which is:
Fan: Madame Bombs would have been a better name.
Clovis Roller Derby: I see what you did there ;-)
Fan: I am full of ideas.
If you don't get the joke, the Los Alamos "M'Atom Bombs" is a play on words:
"Madam" is a polite formal address for a woman,
which the team altered to pay homage to Los Alamos being the birthplace of the nuclear—or "atom"—bomb.
This fan is suggesting the word be spelled "Madame",
the title given to a Brothel (prostitution house) owner.
The official team account then acknowledges the joke with a wink.
I know things are different in Texas and eastern New Mexico,
and people get very passionate about sports.
But I have many professional associates in Amarillo and Lubbock,
and they are all decent, courteous people, with a strong moral compass and sense of pride,
so I know this isn't a cultural issue.
Joking that the other team is made up of prostitutes doesn't engender good feelings,
and doesn't reflect well on the community you've built.
After Party
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![A Clovis fan unhappy about the after-party](clovis-afterparty.png)
The Los Alamos Derby Dames and Animas Roller Girls (Farmington) have an excellent relationship.
They are the founding members of the "New Mexico Chupacabras" regional travel team,
and regularly drive out to each others' games just to sit in the bleachers and cheer.
At the very first Los Alamos / Farmington game, the after-party was in a dive bar
(the only place in town still open after the game).
The Bombs brought home-made chili in Crock pots, and bags of Fritos.
It was awesome, and began a strong relationship between the two teams.
For the July 20 after party,
we were planning to open up the skating rink,
play music with a DJ light show,
and pay to have pizza delivered.
It rained, and I had to break down the PA system and lights,
but we still had free pizza and drinks for everyone.
Apparently this wasn't good enough for Clovis,
so after the pizza ran out,
they had their own after party,
and then got mad that we didn't come.
We were busy breaking down and checking on the Bombs' injured skater in the emergency room.
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Clovis was (justifiably) unhappy that they didn't get to skate much,
so the Bombs offered to scrimmage with them during their morning practice the next day.
Two Clovis skaters showed up.
You ladies were great,
and I'm glad I got the opportunity to hang out with you.
Good luck with your team.
I've gotten word that some of the other Clovis skaters stayed at the hotel instead.
Even though the Bombs tried their best to be good hosts,
the Clovis team and their fans decided the appropriate response
was to ditch us and then complain on Facebook.
In Closing
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The perfect injury rate
and the team's decision to support fans bad-mouthing the Bombs
combine to make me feel completely justified
in not officiating any more games with Clovis.
My life is too short to waste time dealing with nasty people.
If you are a Clovis skater feeling embarrassed by the actions of a few team-mates,
you need to decide how many boycotts you're willing to let them bring upon the team.
I will probably not be the only official to do this.
![The entire Facebook thread](clovis-facebook.png)
About Me
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I am the head NSO for Los Alamos.
I volunteer for WFTDA and non-WFTDA leagues all around the area.
I wrote the free LADD scoreboard software used by most of New Mexico,
Southern Colorado, and spots in Utah, Arizona, California, Alberta,
and more.
I wrote the free woozle.org penalty timer app for Android,
with almost 1000 active users.
At 2013's Roller Con,
I will be unveiling free plans for a build-it-yourself electronic scoreboard,
and for a build-it-yourself derby-specific stopwatch.
I'm also co-presenting, with Evil Lucian from Moab,
best practices for small town derby teams to run a bout with limited staff.

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* [Running Audio/Visual for a Roller Derby Bout](derby-av.html)
* [Dirtbags DJ Setup](dj.html)
* [Copyright Advice for Small Leagues](derby-copyright.html)
* [Why I'm Boycotting the Clovis Dirty Curry Prairie Dollz](dcpd.html)
Computer Nerd Stuff