From 12dfdf746054857851abfdc04310ae7ab0453c18 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Neale Pickett Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:13:56 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Bring back reiki, the world needs it --- toys/reiki.md | 52 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 52 insertions(+) create mode 100644 toys/reiki.md diff --git a/toys/reiki.md b/toys/reiki.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3c2fcd3 --- /dev/null +++ b/toys/reiki.md @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +Title: Neale's Internet Reiki Page + +What is Reiki? +-------------- + +Reiki is like a good Swedish massage, but without any touching. A Reiki +practitioner is able to channel energy through their palms and into your +body, making you feel more energized and relaxed at the same time. In +the past, Reiki has been done on bulky Reiki tables which must be +carried from place to place, and appointments can be very expensive and +time consuming. + +This is the first ever long-distance Reiki *web page*, which applies a +Reiki treatment *over the Internet* while you work on other things. + + +How does this work? +------------------- + +I have run this web page through advanced software to calculate the +*total entropy* and *message digest checksum* of the page itself. I +have tuned the content of this page to match perfecty a digitized copy +of a Reiki session. By its very nature, this web page is able to tap in +to the boundless life energy sources surrounding you, the viewer, and +focus them into your body. + + +How do I get started? +--------------------- + +This web page is *already* applying life energy to you as you read it! +But to get the maximum benefit, please follow these simple instructions: + +1. Close your eyes. +2. If you are sitting, put your hands in your lap or on the table. If + you are standing, let them hang by your sides. If you are lying + down, let your hands fall to your side on the surface you're lying + on. +3. Take slow, deep breaths, in through your nose, and out through your + mouth. Try to visualize your body as an empty container, and feel + the life energy entering into your body with every breath. +4. Think about your body relaxing, starting with your toes, moving up to + your feet, then legs, torso, neck, then down your arms to your + fingertips. As you reach each body part, feel the tension leave as + you relax it. As your muscles relax, the life energy will be able to + more easily enter them. The energy has an intelligence that will + guide it to the areas in most need of help. +5. Try to stay this way for at least 5 minutes at first, working your + way up to 20. Please do not go longer than 25 minutes, as your + muscles may become imbued with the life energy and it may cause you + to become lethargic, or even fall asleep! There is no permanent + danger, of course, since the life energy is benevolent.