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<li><a href="{{ '/poems/' | relative_url }}" title="I won't quit my day job">Poems</a></li>
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I also teach people about programming and math.
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I also teach people about programming and math.
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You can find more about the teaching at
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You can find more about the teaching at
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<https://dirtbags.github.io/>.
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<https://dirtbags.net/>.
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* [The Poopy Song](poopy.html)
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* [The Poopy Song](poopy.html)
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* [Sap](sap.html)
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* [Sap](sap.html)
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* [Snark Hair](snark.html)
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* [Snark Hair](snark.html)
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* [🐘 🐢](🐘🐢.html), a rhyming poem in emoji
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title: 🐘 🐢
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🐘 🐢
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🐘 🦊
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🐘 🐂
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It's a really difficult thing to search for,
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but as far as I can tell,
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this is the first ever rhyming emoji poem.
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I would of course love to be proven wrong about this,
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so if you find a prior example,
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please let me know about it,
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and I'll link to it or reference it here!
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If this is indeed the first,
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then [this follow-up post](https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960167#post512735911)
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would be the first emoji limerick.
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* If you need to write someone a letter but really don't want to, try my
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* If you need to write someone a letter but really don't want to, try my
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[social letter generator](letter.html)
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[social letter generator](letter.html)
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* [Crunt](crunt.html)
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* [Crunt](crunt.html)
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* [Serpeński Gasket on Tektronix Terminal](serpenski.html) which amazed 4 whole people at my high school in 1991.
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<title>Tektronix Terminal</title>
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<div id="credit">The Serpenski Gasket<br>1991 by Neale Pickett</div>
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