From 6e778f9c5a511517fbf1b22223e61d4220e96f14 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Neale Pickett Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2015 14:29:25 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Add PARCC poem --- poems/index.mdwn | 1 + poems/parcc.mdwn | 46 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 47 insertions(+) create mode 100644 poems/parcc.mdwn diff --git a/poems/index.mdwn b/poems/index.mdwn index 92b21e7..47d4cea 100644 --- a/poems/index.mdwn +++ b/poems/index.mdwn @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ If wishes were horses And poets were kings I guess I'd still have my day job. +* [PARCC Testing](parcc.html) * [Goat on the Water](goat.html) * [Ducks](ducks.html) * [My Goldfish Wish](goldfish.html) diff --git a/poems/parcc.mdwn b/poems/parcc.mdwn new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1f33336 --- /dev/null +++ b/poems/parcc.mdwn @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +Title: PARCC Testing + +Well on Monday morning, I woke up +And got my butt to school. +Then the teacher told us that tomorr' +We'd start somethin' pretty uncool. + +[Chorus] +Called PARCC testing! +It's the stupidest test by far! +It's a good thing they don't let school kids drive +Or they'd run it down with a car! + + +So on Tuesday morning, I caught the bus +And I walked right into class +Then the teacher said "get comf'terble +'cause you're spending the day on your bottom" + +[Chorus] +For PARCC testing! +etc. + +Then on Wednesday morning, I went in +And sat down in my chair. +It's a good thing it's just half a day +Or I'd start pullin' out my hair + +[Chorus] +From PARCC testing! + +And on Thursday morning, I sat down +then started on the test +I just couldn't wait 'till 3 O'clock +when we'd finally get a rest + +[Chorus] +From PARCC testing! + +Fin'ly Friday morning rolled around +And the kids all went "hooray" +Until teacher told us that next week +We'd start the SBA + +[Chorus] +Oh PARCC testing!