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 [[!meta title="Neale's Wiki"]]
 
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-One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. So the bartender says to him, "You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
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-And the pirate says, "Aaar, it's driving me nuts!"
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-* [Neale's wish list](/wishlist/neale)
-* [Pickett Genealogy](geneweb.cgi?b=pickett)
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+It's my blog, yo.
 
+* BikeTodo
+* HouseTodo
+* WoozleTodo
+* NealesBlog
+* OurBikes