Added Ginnie's Salads Section

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ABQ Uptown
Cafeteria food
Cassey's Taco Salad
Coop Vegetarian salad
Fruit Salad
Gabriel's Taco Salad
Where?
_index.md
xmas-eve

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title: ABQ Uptown
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Something From California Pizza Kitchen
![Salad with some sun dried tomatoes on it](image-1.png)
Steps:
1. Go to CPK
2. Order this bitchin' salad
3. Eat it
Review:
10/10.
Best salad I've ever had. My mom says it had roasted artichoke hearts. I still daydream about this salad. This was a good day.

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title: College Cafeteria
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Raw Vegetables
![Rice and combo of raw veggies](image.png)
![Combo of raw veggies next to slice of pizza](image-2.png)
Steps:
1. Go to cafeteria
2. Rice is better than pizza in every way
3. Sometimes they don't make rice so you settle for pizza
4. Salad bar
5. Pick your poison
Review:
6/10.
Usually while I eat my boring cafeteria salads, I have more important things to think about. I don't mind it. As my boyfriend knows and puts up with, I like to eat everything separately, so since it's a random assortment I don't know why I combine the vegetables. Saving space? At the point of organising my food, though, I come off crazy and can't even call it a salad.

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title: Cassey's Taco Salad
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How is This a Taco?
![Lettuce with salsa and tomatoes and almonds](image.png)
![Same salad but with tofu](image-1.png)
Credit:
blogilates.com/blog/are-you-ready-for-your-hot-girl-summer-sculpt/
Steps:
1. Big bowl
2. Lettuce
3. Wash the lettuce
4. Avocado (NOT THE WHOLE THING)
5. Almond slices
6. Cut tomatoes
7. Oil
8. Salsa
9. Don't let it sit all day
Review:
6/10.
Hit or miss. Can become boring but is a good kick in the butt. Tastes good and is healthy and is from Cassey!

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title: COOP Salad
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Radishes Give You Points
![Salad with falafel, cheese, radishes, tomatoes](image.png)
Steps:
1. Go to COOP
2. Go to Vegetarian Kitchen section
3. Find this "Greek" salad
4. Mix it up
Review:
4/10.
Could use some work. Cheese included. Dry falafels. Okay for road trips when you can't find anything else...but, then again, you went to the COOP - why didn't you find something better while you were there?

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title: Fruit
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Breaking The Rating Scale
![Bananas, blueberries, raspberries galore!](image.png)
Steps:
1. Little bowl
2. Fridge
3. Berries
4. Spoon
Review:
20/10.
Why not have fruit? Eat your veggies, I know. Protein. But fruit is always the best option. Raw, cooked, frozen, it doesn't matter. Give me a spoon and a chair so I can contemplate the wonders of life while I eat my fruit.
Credit for being a fruit bat: Baga

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title: Gabriel's
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My Go-To
![Lettuce, avocado, corn, veggies, sour cream](image-2.png)
Steps:
1. Go to Gabriel's
2. They are closed on Tuesdays
3. "Veggie taco salad please"
4. Might come with sour cream
5. Put the taco between the fork sprungs and twist it
Review:
9/10.
I have this every time, mostly because it's the only thing I can eat here. But also it's bitchin'. Very big, though.

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title: Apparently in Grapevine, TX
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It Stinks!
![Shredded lettuce and some corn](image.png)
![Joel from Rifftrax saying it stinks](image-2.png)
Steps:
1. Just eat it
Review:
2/10.
I don't remember anything about this salad. Why did I take a picture of it? All I rememer about it was it kinda sucked. Also, I inexplicably don't like shredded lettuce.

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title: Ginnie's Salads
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Ginnie makes some kick-butt salads.
Here are a few of them.

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title: Xmas Eve
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Inspired by a "Greek" Salad I Read About
![Spinach, tomatoes, artichokes, and olives in a bowl](image.png)
Steps:
1. Big bowl
2. Fill it up with spinach (it will pack down later)
3. Whole can of artichokes
4. A couple olives
5. Some cherry tomatoes
6. An amount of balsamic vinegar
7. Stir it if you want
Review:
5/10.
Big puddle of balsamic vinegar and artichoke juice at the bottom. Started sweet and simple, made my parents jealous, ended kinda bored. Filling enough.