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README.md

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+My Homepage
+===========
+
+This is the source to everything on
+[my homepage](https://woozle.org/neale/).
+
+It basically just slaps a header and footer on
+markdown files in various directories.
+
+I like JavaScript.

dj.md

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-Title: DJ Service
-
-<img alt="2012 Halloween Party Photo" src="images/dj-setup.jpg" class="right">
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-I run audio for the [Los Alamos Derby Dames](http://laderbydames.com/) at
-their games and parties.  I have also, since 2008, run sound for various
-[computing-related contests](http://dirtbags.net/ctf/). 
-My mobile DJ setup includes:
-
-* Two 15" powered speakers
-* 18" powered subwoofer
-* 12-foot light tree with:
-  * Chaser wash (floods the dance floor with changing colors)
-  * Derby (dancing spot lights on the floor)
-  * Moonflower (changing spot lights on the floor)
-  * Laser (hundreds of red and green moving light beams)
-  * PAR cans (spot lights or colored columns of light on the walls)
-  * Gobo (projects a single image, optionally rotating)
-  * Strobe
-* Huge library of songs featuring:
-  * Top 40 from 1970s through today
-  * Club/House
-  * Downtempo/Chill-out
-  * Big Band (swing dance) music
-  * Jazz (combo, hot, fusion, and more)
-* Ability to play and mix music from any portable device (iPod, phone, etc.)
-* Microphones: wired and wireless
-
-I use a
-[Hercules DJ 4Set](http://www.hercules.com/us/DJ-Music/bdd/p/146/)
-with
-[Mixxx](http://www.mixxx.org/).
-I am also a code contributor to Mixxx.
-
-I am solidly a wedding/party DJ.
-I want your guests to have a fun time,
-dancing and singing along to the music they love.
-I'm happy playing booty
-rap, teen pop, salsa, 50s rock, bluegrass, line dances, or whatever else
-your crowd likes.
-
-I am currently only doing events for the derby team and team members.
-This does, however, include parties and weddings.