--- title: Sap --- I love you dear, so very much That I get sappy when we touch Or even when I think of you Your eyes so red, your hair so blue I see your face, it warms my heart It makes my colon leap, then fart There aren't enough words to express how much I am in love with you Even breaking meter won't do The fleshy folds around your teeth Are red like blood, beyond belief They make me want to osculate And doing so is super-great In short, my love, you fill my gap With sticky, drippy, sugary sap I hope you're with me for all time And that is why I wrote these lines