Title: Poems

If wishes were horses  
And poets were kings  
I guess I'd still have my day job.

* [Ducks](ducks.html)
* [My Goldfish Wish](goldfish.html)
* [Poem For A Moonlit Lake With City Lights Reflecting](lake.html)
* [Ode to Mice](mice.html)
* [Optimized](optimized.html)
* [The Poopy Song](poopy.html)
* [Sap](sap.html)
* [Snark Hair](snark.html)