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Title: Snark Hair
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Has anyone ever turned into a snark?
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In the sun? In the rain? When it's light? When it's dark?
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I'm asking because in the past couple days
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Snark features have turned up in frightening ways.
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On Monday the snark hair began to appear
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I felt just a tuft of it under my ear.
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On Tuesday, my daugter declared with shagrin
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It grew to envelop my cheeks and my chin.
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On Wednesday I noted with mounting alarm
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that snark hair was starting to grow on my arm.
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On Thursday I woke up and got quite distressed:
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the thick, furry snark hair had covered my chest!
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This morning, I came in to work and found out
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my nose was beginning to look like a snout.
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My hands looked like snark claws; my feet did as well,
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I carried a pungent, distinct snark-like smell.
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It looks as though snarkdom may be in the works.
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I'm still undecided about all the perks:
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My hearing and sniffing's improved, and that's cool,
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But everything's suddenly slimed with snark drool.
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So if you're aware of a cure for this ill,
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be it some kind of tonic, or potion, or pill,
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please tell me! Or else when I go to the park,
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kids won't call me "Mister", they'll just shout "Hey, Snark!"
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