horrors2

praise.tex

 1\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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 4\newcommand{\praise}[2]{
 5  \noindent``{\em #1}''\par\nopagebreak--- #2\\
 6  \bigskip
 7}
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 9\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting
10  on the floor!}{brylcreem}
11
12\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to
13  buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir}
14
15\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick}
16
17\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it
18  all!}{King Plum the Nth}
19
20\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka}
21
22\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that
23  redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski}
24
25\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe
26  Driver}
27
28\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please
29  contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for
30  review.}{Random House}
31
32\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I
33  masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth}
34
35\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors
36  2!}{mboger}
37
38\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius}
39
40\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing
41  style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland}
42
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