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IShallRiseAgain.The_School.tex

 1\chapauth{IShallRiseAgain}
 2\chapter{The School}
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 5John Jones was your average every-day student at Livingston Middle
 6School. He was also very late. He hurried into his classroom for
 7gifted students of which he was the smartest and coolest. He
 8hated his teacher, Miss Diabloclous, she was always giving them
 9homework and pop quizzes. ``Your late, John Jones! You get a
10detention!'' shrieked Miss Diabloclous. ``Third one this
11week'' thought John as he sat down with a smirk.
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15When school was over he headed over to Miss Diablocluos's
16room. Another student, George Smith, was already there. ``You
17boys have been behaving badly, and we can't have that can
18we?'' proclaimed Miss Diabloclous. Suddenly her face started
19stretching and contorting, and she grew ghastly fangs. George was
20screaming and vomiting at the same time. Her jaws stretched, and
21she bit off the head of George. His arteries started spewing
22copious amounts of blood all over the place. Licking the blood off
23her face, Miss Diablocluos shouted ``Your next!'' John
24was ready though and pulled out his berretta. ``Pop Quiz time,
25what happens when I shoot a bullet through your brain?'', he
26exclaimed and then unleashed a hail of bullets into her head.
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30A police officer rushed in to see what was going on. Upon seeing
31the grotesque body of Miss Diablocluos, he turned to John.
32Expecting praise for killing the abomination of nature, he was
33surprised when the officer unloaded a full clip into him with his
34own berretta. Sighing the officer stated, ``Damn public
35schools!''. 
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