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1\chapauth{King Plum the Nth}
2\chapter{Untitled}
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5I'd never been to San Diego before. Never been further west
6than Iowa. But I like to travel and I like my job, so when my job
7called on me to travel, I packed my Beretta and bought a one way
8ticket to SoCal. One way because, in my line of work, you can never
9be sure if you'll be coming back. My name is Luke Bavarious,
10I'm a private detective and this is the story of how I died.
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14The bus disgorged its wretched few passengers into a diseased
15corner of the city. In some ways, all cities are the same, and San
16Diego was no different. You won't find a bus depo or the
17train station in a nice part of town. No, the rich white folk pawn
18this stuff off on the poor blacks. As if their urban lives
19weren't hard enough; the man sweeps all his dirt under the
20rug of the black culture's communities.
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24I hadn't been on the streets of San Diago more than ten
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34I could've cried. There were four of them. They were tough,
35angry black youths, and if they pushed this too far, they'd
36get hurt. ``Just passing through,'' I said.
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40``Passing like a piece of shit, mo'fucker. Gotta pay to
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45``It's public property,'' I didn't break eye
46contact. Like dealing with an angry dog, when you talk to a gang
47member, you can't show fear. ``I'm the public. Let
48me past,'' I unbuttoned my jacket, flashed my Beretta.
49``There's doesn't have to be any
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54The kid, their leader, lifted the hem of his hoody with a slow
55insolent gesture to show off his own piece, a Glock. Two of the
56others reached for the back of their waist bands. I tried again,
57using their language: ``Don't start none, won't be
58none.'' I'd tried in vein.
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62``Stupid mo'fucker.'' The leader jerked his piece
63from his pants. His draw was admirably fast. These kids knew
64violence, they were born it, it was their legacy. A cold, harsh
65society had turned an indifferent shoulder to them and they had
66risen to the challenge, becoming the only thing they could be in
67this city. They were tough, but I was professional. My Beretta
68barked four times, once for each of them, and the fight was over
69before it began. They weren't dead, but they couldn't
70threaten me anymore. I moved on. Violence isn't the answer,
71but sometimes it can teach a lesson that needs to be learned.
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75The lady, Kelly, my client back in New York, had told me all about
76San Diego. Said her old man had taken her and her sister, Amy,
77there after the divorce. Kelly'd been a little girl, the
78sister was a baby. ``The kids at my new school,'' she
79said, ``taught me fast. My first day, they told me it
80wasn't smart to wear so much red.'' We made love for
81hours that night. It was glorious but I never felt like she was
82really there under me. She was that little girl again, scared to
83finish her first day at school in that pretty red dress.
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87So she'd gotten old enough and run away, all the way to New
88York City. But her baby sister, fifteen now, was still trapped with
89the father. Still trapped in San Diego. She'd hired me to go
90find her, save her, and bring her back. ``He won't give
91you any trouble, Luke. Just make sure you see him during the day.
92He works at night.'' She'd paid me in cash and her
93body.
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97I found the little cinderblock house she'd described and I
98knocked at the door. The only answer was a dog barking in the next
99yard. I walked around the front yard a bit, looked and saw I
100wasn't being watched, and slipped around the corner of the
101house. I let myself into the fenced off back yard, peering in
102windows as I passed. The place looked deserted. Around back, I
103found a narrow concrete stairway leading down to a basement door. I
104figured what the hell and went down the stairs and tried the door.
105It was open. I went in.
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109It was gloomy and smelled damp and it looked pretty empty. All I
110saw was a couple of cardboard boxes, a water heater, a couple of
111coffins. ``What the hell?!'' Curiosity is a big part of
112my job but I wish I hadn't given into it then. I walked over
113to the first coffin, lifted the lid. There was the too fresh body
114of a man, thirty something, long black hair pulled straight back
115from the temples, a trickle of blood running down from his livid
116lips. I stared, shocked, and as I did, his eyes snapped open.
117Before I could do more than gasp his hand was on my throat.
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121``Who are you,'' he demanded. ``What do you
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126``Your daughter,'' I choked. ``She sent
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131``My daughter?'' His eyes glanced to my right.
132``She's right there.'' I looked as best I could and
133saw a young woman, the spitting image of my client but a decade
134younger.
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138``Oh,'' he said, rising from his coffin, ``you mean
139the traitor.''
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143``She said{\ldots}'' I was choking to death in his grasp.
144I produced the Beretta, painfully slow, but it was like he wanted
145me to shoot him. I squeezed off the last few shots, right into his
146gut. He didn't so much as flinch.
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150``I know what she said,'' he said. ``She said I was
151harsh. That I abused them.'' He grimaced horribly and his eye
152teeth erected into fangs. ``But she never understood. You have
153to be tough to live in a city like this, Mr.\ Bavarious. I only
154wanted to make my little girls tough.'' The world was fading,
155purple splotches exploding in my vision. ``Amy will show you
156what I mean.'' The girl hissed, drawing her lips back from
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161{\ldots}I guess you wouldn't say I died exactly. Could a dead
162man tell you his tale? But that's the story of how I stopped
163living.
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