horrors2

Lord_Humongus.The_Cellar.tex

 1\chapauth{Lord Humongus}
 2\chapter{The Cellar Of Death}
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 5Luke walked down the house's scarred walls. The place was full of
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 8feel it tingling in his bones. Like some sort of hate filled
 9bastard feeling. {\em Filled with hate.} he dismissed the
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14His parents were moving thier stuff into the old, creaking hate
15filled house. Luke ran up to his obseqious parents, warnings of
16hate emerging from his mouth accompanied by the screeches of
17horror. His abusive father slapped him in the face and told him to
18``Quit it, you dumb pecker.'' Luke couldn't. He had to warn
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23Luke looked for anything to defend himself from the evil, but he
24found nothing. He looked throughout the house for something. Only
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28what he could do.
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32He ran into Suzy, his sister, she teased him and called him a
33pussy. {\em She called me a cat that's not insulting why would she
34call me a cat?} thought Luke.
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38The sun hid under the horizion. The screams of animals filling the
39empty night air. Luke arose from his bed. Suddenly a illmunescent
40gigantic head appeared in his room. It opened its lips to talk. All
41Luke could feel was hate in his brain.
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43Nasty, painful hate.
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47Luke awoke in his bed in the morning. He ran down to his parents
48screaming and screeching like some annoying owl. His father rose
49his hand. Luke closed his mouth shut.
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53He wandered down into the lone cold cellar of the hate house.
54Looking for clues as to what was causing so much hate. He looked
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57dusty cold floors. His came upon an old case full of dust. He
58opened the golden latches, looking for anything that might be a
59clue. Inside,
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61was a horrible book. He knew what must cause the hate. This book.
62He threw it into the evening fire that was in the fireplace. His
63dad slapped him in the face for doing that but he thought to
64himself ``I just saved your life you fool.'' and smiled to himself
65because he was so smart and stuff and found out about the
66hate.
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70But it didn't work he was wrong. The hate returned each night, and
71each day Luke received a slap to the face for being an annoying
72little mutant. He slept scared under his covers each night the
73horrible head would return to him and use all the hate and torture
74him with its 's telepathic mind full of hate and ire. He awoke
75every morning screaming at nothing. Until one night, he heard his
76parents scream. He ran to thier room to see them being dragged into
77a portal. A portal to hoboken. Luke laughed at them as they were
78sucked into a trailer park abyss. Full of people you didnt want to
79hang out with because they are all hate filled evil creatures from
80the third nuclear war.
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84He hid the bodys in his bavarious cellar.
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