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Monkey_Trouble.The_Cave.tex
1\chapauth{Monkey Trouble}
2\chapter{The Cave}
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5The name's Bavarious. Luke Bavarious, P.I.
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9My morning began with a mysterious phonecall. An unidentifiable
10voice, wracked with sobbing, incoherently pleading for help. The
11only words I was able to decipher were ``help'', ``old cave'' ``outside
12town''. That could only mean the old, disused coal mine on the
13outskirts of town. Whoever the poor shmuck was, I decided to
14investigate.
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18I followed the overgrown dirt track from the edge of town, until I
19was staring into the dark, gaping mouth of the cave. As I clicked
20on my flashlight, I heard a voice behind me.
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24``Mister. Hey, Mister.''
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28There was a small blond-haired boy on a rusted red bicycle behind
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33``You shouldn't go in there, it's dangerous.'' he said.
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37``Beat it, kid, you shouldn't be messing around out here.'' I said
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42A small smile twitched at the corner of his mouth. ``Ok, but don't
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47I watched him turn the bike around and ride off. As I stood at the
48cave entrance, I felt a strange itching sensation on my right hand.
49Looking down, I saw a wart I hadn't noticed before right next to my
50index finger. Dismissing it, I drew my beretta and headed into the
51darkness of the cave.
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57As I shone my flashlight into the murky depths of the cave, I could
58see it went on for miles in front of me. The itching sensation had
59started to travel all over my body, getting more intense. I was
60eager to find whoever was in trouble and get the hell out of
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65{\bf Bang.} A gunshot cut through the air like a knife. I hit the
66deck, rolling behind a pile of rocks and scanning my surroundings
67for my would-be attacker. It was only then that I realised the shot
68had come from my own gun.
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72I looked down at my gun hand, and recoiled in horror. Where the
73wart had been, there was now a fully grown finger{\ldots}{\em and it was
74curled around the trigger!}I swiped at it with my other hand and
75it responded by trying to turn my own gun on me.
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79Seeing no other choice, I dropped my flashlight and grabbed my
80knife from my pocket and started to saw into the strange digit. I
81vomited in pain as the blood flowed from the cut. My flashlight lay
82on the floor, casting it's light onto me, and I watched as the
83finger continued to grow even as it hit the floor. The flesh
84writhed and I realised it was growing into a hand, then an
85arm!
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89The itching sensation suddenly wracked my whole body, and I ripped
90open my shirt to reveal several pairs of hands growing from my
91chest! I vomited again in disgust, once again going to work with
92the knife, vomiting blood and vomit from all over me. Suddenly I
93was sobbing.
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97As the piles of bloody flesh on the floor surrounding me continued
98to grow, I felt a hand clamp down on my shoulder, and I was spun
99around to face{\ldots}myself. I gazed in horror around me as I realised
100all of the parts I had chopped off were growing into other versions
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105This{\ldots}is the dawning of the age of Bavarious.
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109The End{\ldots}?
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