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Mortonic.The_Very_H.tex

  1\chapauth{Mortonic}
  2\chapter{The Very Hungry Luke Bavarius}
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  8In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.
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 12One sunday morning the warm sun came up and pop! Out of the egg
 13came a tiny and very hungry private detective, Luke Bavarius.
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 17He started to look for some food.
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 21On Monday he ate through some black culture. But he was still
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 26On Tuesday he ate through two Berettas. But he was still
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 31On Wednesday he ate through three piles of vomit. But he was still
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 36On Thursday he ate through four sparkly Bavarius badges. But he was
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 41On Friday he ate through five gooooooold rings. But he was still
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 46On Saturday he ate through an entire Baconator! That night he had
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 51The next day was Sunday again. Luke ate through one nice green
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 56Now he wasn't hungry anymore --- and he wasn't a little private
 57detective any more. He was a big fat private detective.
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 61He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed
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 71%% He then began to read approximately 500 words of the Bible:
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 75%% Genesis
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 79%% 1 First God made heaven \& earth 2 The earth was without form
 80%% and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the
 81%% Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God
 82%% said, ``Let there be light''; and there was light. 4 And God saw that
 83%% the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
 84%% 5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And
 85%% there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said,
 86%% ``Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it
 87%% separate the waters from the waters.'' 7 And God made the firmament
 88%% and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the
 89%% waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God
 90%% called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was
 91%% morning, a second day. 9 And God said, ``Let the waters under the
 92%% heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land
 93%% appear.'' And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the
 94%% waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that
 95%% it was good. 11 And God said, ``Let the earth put forth vegetation,
 96%% plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is
 97%% their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.'' And it was
 98%% so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed
 99%% according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is
100%% their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was
101%% good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
102%% 14 And God said, ``Let there be lights in the firmament of the
103%% heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for
104%% signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be
105%% lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the
106%% earth.'' And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the
107%% greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the
108%% night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament
109%% of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the
110%% day and over the night, and to separate the light from the
111%% darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening
112%% and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, ``Let the
113%% waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly
114%% above the earth across the firmament of the heavens.'' 21 So God
115%% created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
116%% moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and
117%% every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was
118%% good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, ``Be fruitful and multiply
119%% and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the
120%% earth.'' 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth
121%% day. 24 And God said, ``Let the earth bring forth living creatures
122%% according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of
123%% the earth according to their kinds.'' And it was so. 25 And God made
124%% the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle
125%% according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the
126%% ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then
127%% God said, ``Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and
128%% let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds
129%% of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
130%% every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.'' 27 So God created
131%% man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and
132%% female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to
133%% them, ``Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it;
134%% and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of
135%% the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.'' 29
136%% And God said, ``Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed
137%% which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed
138%% in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast
139%% of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that
140%% creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have
141%% given every green plant for food.'' And it was so. 31 And God saw
142%% everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And
143%% there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day. 
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145\illustration{Lord Humongus}{Hunger}{art/Lord_Humongus-Hungry.jpg}
146\illustration{Discount\_Bees}{VHB}{art/Discount_Bees-VHB.jpg}
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