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2009-07-10
Peas_and_Rice.The_King.tex
1\chapauth{Peas and Rice}
2\chapter{The King}
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8It was a slow week. Sometimes life is like that for a private eye.
9I sat at my desk drinking whisky from a bottle, taking big gulps.
10The Yankees were on TV. I love the Yankees. It was already dark
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15A noise at the door distracted me. A letter fell noisily through
16the letter slot. Intrigued I stood up. It was addressed to me: Luke
17Bavarious, Private Detective. But no return address.
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21I opened the envelope and read the typed note inside. ``Mr.
22Bavarious, I need your help. My daughter was kidnapped and taken to
23the Service Room at Times Square Subway Station. I need her back. I
24can't tell you any more than this. Please help.''
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28An assignment. I picked up my new Colt .45 although I liked my
29trusty Baretta too. I made sure all eleven bullets were in the
30clip. I might need them. Then I finished the bottle of whisky and
31walked out into the New York night, lighting a cigarette.
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35I walked to Times Square Station. It was mostly empty. Piles of
36garbage sat waiting to be collected. The whole place stank like
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41I drew my Colt .45 and opened the door to the Service Room. It was
42dark inside but I heard a strange high-pitched sound. It sounded
43like a rat. I fumbled for the light switch and a single dull
4440-watt bulb lit the room with a sickly yellow color.
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48It wasn't just one rat, it was a hundred rats! They looked at me
49with vacant, black rat eyes. ``Where's the girl?!'' I demanded but
50they didn't answer. Then the rats moved aside and a giant rat
51waddled into the room. It was the biggest rat I've ever seen, the
52size of a Labrador Retriever. It looked at me and then it
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57``You'll never see the girl again. Don't you know she ran away from
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59for your doom!'' And then it laughed a high pitched ratty
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64``I know who you are!'' I said, and I did. It was the King Rat of New
65York! I'd heard stories but never seen it until now. I drew my Colt
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71I fired one bullet, then another, then all of them into the King
72Rat. The first one pierced his flesh and tore a jagged wound, and
73blood pumped out onto the floor making it slick with red paste.
74Then the others hit him and his body started exploding from the
75force of the bullets. He was like a fountain in Las Vegas spewing
76blood instead of water. Finally he fell down, dying. ``Now where's
77the girl!'' I demanded.
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81``Get him{\ldots} my minions{\ldots}'' the dying King Rat said. I turned around
82just in time to see the army of rodents descending on me. Their
83tiny teeth bit into me, giving me diseases as I tried to fight them
84off. I used all my bullets on the King Rat so my Colt .45 was
85useless. I hit one but another jumped on my head and tore my scalp
86with its claws. I blacked out from the pain as I crumpled to the
87floor, covered in rats as they slowly but surely tore my flesh from
88my body. I screamed and a rat crawled in my mouth, and I finally
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