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antiloquax.The_Unexpe.tex
1\chapauth{antiloquax}
2\chapter[The Surprise]{The Unexpected Shocking Surprise}
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8Luke Bavarious didn't know why he was called to an abandoned
9church. But he had been called. By the man who had killed his
10father. And it was the church where his father was murdered.
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14As he approached the crumbling iron gates of the church, a pale
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20``Do not go in there, mister,'' said the young boy.
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24``Nonsense!'' laughed Luke Bavarious haughtily.
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28``What is in there will destroy you!'' said the young
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33Luke Bavarious pulled out his Colt Python and pointed it at the
34boys pale white head that was now sweaty with perspiration and
35fear. ``I said nonsense,'' said Luke Bavarious.
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39But fear and bile clung to Luke's throat as he entered the
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46As he tiptoed quietly through the rotting and crumbling church, he saw
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53At the altar of the church there was a shadow. Luke Bavarious
54cocked his pistol and pointed it at the figure. The figure was tall
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60``Stop! Show yourself!'' said Luke Bavarious. But the
61shadowy figure did not show itself. It was still a shadow.
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65Blam. That was the sound of Luke Bavarious' gun as he shot
66the shadow and killed it. Even in the moonlight, he could see the
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73Luke Bavarious wanted to vomit---not because of the head that
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75he had finally killed the man who had killed his father. The man
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84But suddenly the echoing sound of the gunshot was interrupted by
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91``Well done,'' said a voice that belonged to the rough
92clapping hands. ``You have passed the test, Luke Bavarious. I
93have been waiting for you.''
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97As Luke Bavarious began to feel the enormity of what he had just
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99their hands on Luke's soul and he fell to his knees and
100vomited sickly sweet bile and whiskey. His eyes blurred with rage
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106``Luke Bavarious, I killed your father!'' said a mocking
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115This was not Luke Bavarious' gun. It was the gun of the man
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120``What!?'' screamed the voice in the dark.
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124The man Luke Bavarious thought he had killed was still alive and
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130``No!'' cried the voice in the dark. Luke could see now
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138``Well,'' said Luke Bavarius to no one in particular,
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143As he left, Luke Bavarious again met the pale white boy. But now
144the pale white boy was covered in urine and feces because he was
145terrified. But what was this? He was also smiling. Smiling the
146smiling smile of a child who had lost a battle but won a different
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151``Such nonsense you little children believe,'' laughed
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156And Luke left the church forever. But as he left he could feel
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