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duck_monster.Luke_Kills.tex

  1\chapauth{duck monster}
  2\chapter{Luke Kills An American}
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  5Luke Barvarious stumbled into his classroom in Ho Chi Minh city.
  6Today they would be learning about the teachings of Chairman Mao,
  7the great Oarsman.
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 11It was different here, ever since he was abandoned by his pot
 12smoking hippy father back in the 80s, nothing was the same as it
 13was back home.
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 17And most of all he missed his father. Luke stayed up at night,
 18dreaming of the adventures through europe he took as a child with
 19his father, the musty streets of Spain, the wonderful aromas of
 20Paris, the cosmopolitain airs of venice. He enjoyed too the journey
 21through south east asia, visiting the big old temples and watching
 22father get blind drunk on Laotian rice wine.
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 26But then one day father disappeared , and Luke was taken by the
 27police and given to a stern family in the Vietnamese communist
 28party. He tried to be a good son to his new family, but they would
 29never let him forget that he was from the people that had murdered
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 34And at school the children would taunt him, mocking his skin, his
 35eyes, his accent and his poor language skills. He couldn't remember
 36much of america, it was so long ago, but they'd never let him
 37forget he wasn't from here.
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 41But one day Luke was walking into the local bar, where he was
 42earning some pocket money serving the Japanese businessmen and
 43local Communist party officials, when a white man called him
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 48``Hey kid, you look American. Wheres your folks?'', the man
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 53``Uh. I was orphaned and I live with a family here now.''
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 57``Oh, thats too bad. Tell ya what kid, meet me after closing and
 58we'll have a talk about America!''
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 62Lukes heart skipped. Maybe this kind man could tell him about the
 63land he could barely remember. Maybe this man could tell him what
 64happened to father.
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 68Later that day Luke met the white man, and they went up to his
 69hotel room. The man showed him photos of Disney land, the white
 70house, and Luke marvelled at how rich and happy every one
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 75``If only..'' , he said, ``.. If only I had a way to get
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 80``Well son, I guess that'd cost money''.
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 84``Yeah{\ldots} '' said luke.
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 88``I know, I can give you money, but first you must do something for
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 93The man hesitated then,
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 97``Kid. Ever heard of a blowjob?''
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101With that , the man unclipped his belt, and his pants fell to his
102feet. Luke immediately froze up. He might be a naive kid, but he
103knew what this meant.
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107``{\bf Down down American pig! Down with imperialism! Down with yankee
108perverts}'' Luke shouted as he stuck the man in the groin with his
109fist and suddenly a team of Viet Cong burst into the room and
110pumped the old pervert with lead.
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114As the man lied dying he looked up at luke and whispered ``I never
115stopped loving you son.''. His eyes shed a tear, rolled back , and
116he passed away.
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120Luke realised then, that America is the father of the world. But
121now he was growing up, truly a child of vietnam. Having defeated
122the Imperialist, the adults would surely respect and honor him now.
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