horrors2

invision.Creature_O.tex

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 2\chapter{Creature Of The Night}
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 7Bavarious. Luke Bavarious. I'm a detective. I carry a baretta. A
 8baretta so powerful only one man can handle it. And that man's name
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13Luke Bavarious opened the door to exit the doughnut shop when he
14heard it. Or at least he thought he heard it. He thought he was
15hearing things again. Or was he thinking that he was thinking that
16he was hearing things again? He glanced down the dark alley to his
17right. He was definitely not thinking he was hearing things. The
18creature exploded forth from his midnight fortress of cardboard
19boxes oozing with the sludge from the rain soaked streets. The
20creature exploded towards Luke Bavarious. The creature was vomiting
21tears from its neck.
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25Luke Bavarious calmy took a drag from his Lucky Strike cigarette,
26then flicked it lazily, as if patting a dog on the head. He then
27drew his baretta. He aimed it. He slowly squeezed the trigger as
28one would squeeze a small centipede or other insignificant animal.
29The shots rang out through the night, with the force of a
30jackhammer shredding through the creatures skull. The creature
31stopped dead in its tracks and slowly fell to its knees. It fell
32from its knees to its belly, all the while vomiting from every
33available creature orifice it could muster.
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37Luke took a swig from his flask of EverClear 100% all natural grain
38alcohol hidden inside his duster. He placed the flask back inside
39his duster. He vomited. He approached the creature{\ldots}
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43``Oh no. Oh God, NO!''
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47It was grandma. 
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