cruft
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2009-07-27
leb388.The_Girl.tex
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2\chapter{The Girl}
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6The night was cool and dark, unusual for summer. But then again, it
7was a night for unusual things. Slashes of rain whipped at my face
8as I navigated the alley. Fireworks vomited sparks of blue and red
9into the sky. The booms sounded more like gunshots from Berettas. I
10should know; I have one. I am a private detective.
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14My name is Bavarious. Luke Bavarious.
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18I'd been at the bar, kicking back a few martinis, when I got a call
19about a noise complaint. I work every night if I have to, even the
20Fourth of July. The job sounded easy enough, and after all, the
21people need me. I am their protector. I am Luke Bavarious.
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25But on this night, I wasn't as alone as I thought. As I walked
26along, I heard the sound of footsteps. I stopped. ``Who's there?'' I
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35I tensed. ``Come out where I can see you,'' I ordered. ``Now.''
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39A child stepped out of the shadows and into the trashy street. I
40say that because the street was littered with trash. The people
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49I holstered the Beretta, at ease. The girl looked young. Maybe six,
50could even be seven. Who knows, in this town. Probably lost. She
51clutched a doll and wore a dark raincoat. Not like that was any
52help, in this torrential weather.
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56``Are you okay?'' I asked her. ``Do you need help?''
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60``I need to find my mommy,'' she whimpered. She was crying.
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64A girl that young shouldn't be alone in an alley off 42nd St. in
65New York. Especially on a night like tonight. I pulled out my phone
66to call to see if anyone reported her missing, but something was
67wrong. I looked up at the sky. Fireworks still going at it like
68crazy missiles exploding in the air. That's what they were.
69Missiles. And that's when I saw it. The creature. The item the girl
70was holding wasn't a doll after all--it was a monster. It had
71buttons for eyes. There was no mouth, just stitches. The hair was
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76``Get out of here, fiend of hell!'' I screamed.
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80I grabbed it. If you can call it an it. The hands were soft. At
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82screamed, shooting at it with my Beretta. I felt a fear no one
83should ever have to experience, a fear of the worst possible
84things, a fear of death and everything around it. It was taking
85hold of me, drowning me, and I kept spinning and spinning in the
86abyss of its grip. I felt like vomiting. Maybe that was just from
87the martinis. I shot it again and again, and so on. And then I
88stopped.
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92A flash of light made me see its face. Kind. Adorable. Just a doll
93after all.
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97Why do I always investigate noise complaints when I'm drunk?
98Suddenly, the girl was sobbing. And I felt like an asshole.
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102\illustration{Discount\_Bees}{The Girl}{art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg}