irc-bot/helper

#! /bin/sh

sender=$1
forum=$2

read cmd args
case $cmd in
    .hi)
        echo "Hi, ASL"
        ;;
    .time)
        if [ -n "$args" ]; then
            a=$(echo $args | awk '{print "-d " $1}')
        fi
        echo $(date $a +%s) --- \
            $(date $a --rfc-3339=seconds) --- \
            $(date $a --utc --rfc-3339=seconds)
        ;;
    .msgme)
        echo ":PRIVMSG $sender :hey baby"
        ;;
    .finger)
        host="$(echo $args | cut -d@ -f 2)"
        [ "$host" = "$args" ] && host=lanl.gov
        echo $args | cut -d@ -f 1 | nc $host finger
        ;;
    .calc)
        echo $args | (echo -n "$args = "; bc -l)
        ;;
    .units)
        a=$(echo $args | sed 's/->.*//')
        b=$(echo $args | sed 's/.*->//')
        units -v "$a" "$b"
        ;;
    *)
        echo "I'm sorry, $sender, I don't understand that command."
        ;;
esac