diff --git a/newmont/handler b/newmont/handler
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..2c90988
--- /dev/null
+++ b/newmont/handler
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+prefix=$1;  export prefix;  shift
+command=$1; export command; shift
+sender=$1;  export sender;  shift
+forum=$1;   export forum;   shift
+text=$1;    export text;    shift
+# $* is now args
+
+# Debug output
+echo '>>>' ${prefix:+:}$prefix $command "$@" ${text:+:}"$text" 1>&2
+
+newmont () {
+    case $text in
+        *strawberry*)
+            echo "mmmmm"
+            ;;
+    esac
+}
+
+case $command in
+    001)
+        printf "\007JOIN %s\n" "#dumont"
+        ;;
+    PRIVMSG)
+        [ $forum = "#dumont" ] && newmont
+        ;;
+esac | while read -r line; do
+    case "$line" in
+        *)
+            printf "%s\r\n" "${line#}"
+            ;;
+        *)
+            printf "PRIVMSG %s :%s\r\n" "$forum" "$line"
+            ;;
+    esac
+done
diff --git a/newmont/nickname b/newmont/nickname
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b16bede
--- /dev/null
+++ b/newmont/nickname
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+newmont
diff --git a/newmont/server b/newmont/server
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c2c6e47
--- /dev/null
+++ b/newmont/server
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+moo.slashnet.org:6667