diff --git a/Dockerfile b/Dockerfile
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+FROM debian
+
+
+RUN true \
+  && groupadd -g 911 linuxserver \
+  && useradd -u 911 -g linuxserver -G cdrom linuxserver \
+  && sed -i 's/main$/main contrib non-free/' /etc/apt/sources.list \
+  && apt-get -y update \
+  && DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get --no-install-recommends -y install \
+    ffmpeg \
+    handbrake-cli libavcodec-extra \
+    abcde eyed3 \
+    glyrc setcd eject \
+    dvdbackup \
+    libdvd-pkg libdvdcss2 \
+    python3 \
+    cowsay \
+  && true
+RUN dpkg-reconfigure libdvd-pkg
+
+RUN true \
+  && DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get --no-install-recommends -y install \
+    lame \
+    procps \
+    cowsay
+
+COPY scripts /scripts
+COPY abcde.conf /etc/
+USER linuxserver
+ENTRYPOINT ["/scripts/init.sh"]
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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+The Media Sucker
+================
+
+This program watches your CD/DVD drive.
+When you put a CD or DVD in, 
+it will suck the content off,
+eject the drive,
+and then re-encode the content to a compressed format.
+
+## What It Supports
+
+At the time I'm writing this README, it will:
+
+* Rip audio CDs, look them up in cddb, encode them to VBR MP3, then tag them.
+* Rip video DVDs, transcode them to mkv
+
+## How To Run This
+
+First you have to build it.
+It will build on a raspberry pi.
+
+    docker build --tag=media-sucker .
+
+You'll need a place to store all your precious media:
+
+    incoming=/path/to/incoming
+    mkdir -P $incoming
+    chown 911:911 $incoming
+
+Then you can run it:
+
+    docker run -d --restart=unless-stopped \
+      --name=sucker \
+      --device cdrom --device dvd --device sr0 \
+      -v $incoming:/incoming \
+      media-sucker
+
+Or you can put it in a `docker-compose.yaml` file:
+
+```yaml
+services:
+  sucker:
+    image: media-sucker
+    volumes:
+      - type: bind
+        source: /path/to/incoming
+        target: /incoming
+```
+
+Stick a video DVD or audio CD in,
+and the drive should spin up for a while,
+then spit your media back out.
+Then, eventually, you'll have a new `.mkv` file (for video)
+or a new directory of `.mp3` files (for audio).
+
+You can watch what it's doing:
+
+    docker logs --since=1m -f sucker
+
+## A note on filenames and tags
+
+This program does the absolute minimum to try and tag your media properly.
+
+For DVDs, that means reading the "title" stored on the DVD,
+which I've seen vary from very helpful (eg. "Barbie A Fashion Fairytale")
+to ridiculously unhelpful (eg. "FBWTF2").
+But at least it's usually unique for each DVD and at least somewhat
+related to the DVD contents.
+
+For CDs, the situation is even worse.
+Audio CDs do not store any metadata,
+so CDDB takes the length of every track in seconds and tries to match that
+against something a user has uploaded in the past.
+This is wrong a whole lot of the time.
+
+If CDDB can't find a match for an audio CD,
+this program will append the datestamp of the rip to the album name,
+in the hopes that you can remember about what time you put each CD in the drive.
+So for stuff like multi-CD audiobooks, that's pretty helpful.
+
+But the end result in almost every case is that you're going to have to
+manually edit the metadata.
+
+## Why I Wrote This
+
+The `automatic-ripping-machine` looks really badass.
+I spent about two days trying to get a Docker container built for it,
+and another day trying to get it to actually read my drive.
+I got it reading the drive exactly once, and then never again.
+
+That's when I gave up and created my own thing,
+which is pretty janky,
+but works a lot better for me,
+in that it actually does something.
+
+### Why You Should Run This
+
+The only reason I can think of that anybody would want to use this is if they,
+like me,
+are too dumb to get the `automatic-ripping-machine` to work.
diff --git a/abcde.conf b/abcde.conf
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+OUTPUTFORMAT='${OUTPUT}/${ARTISTFILE}/${ALBUMFILE}/${TRACKNUM} - ${TRACKFILE}'
+VAOUTPUTFORMAT='Various/${ALBUMFILE}/${TRACKNUM} - ${ARTISTFILE}-${TRACKFILE}'
diff --git a/scripts/audio.encode.sh b/scripts/audio.encode.sh
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+++ b/scripts/audio.encode.sh
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+#! /bin/sh
+
+. /scripts/common.sh
+
+. ./env
+
+abcde -C $discid -o mp3:-V2
+cp -r mp3/* $OUTDIR
+
+# vi: sw=2 ts=2 et ai
diff --git a/scripts/cd.audio.read.sh b/scripts/cd.audio.read.sh
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+#! /bin/sh
+
+abcde -N -a cddb,read
+
+discid=$(cd-discid | awk '{print $1}')
+
+cat <<EOD >env
+mtype=cd
+discid=$discid
+EOD
+
+now=$(date +%Y%m%d.%H%M%S)
+sed -i s/'Unknown Album$'/"Unknown Album $now"/ abcde.$discid/cddbread.0
+
+# vi: sw=2 ts=2 et ai
diff --git a/scripts/common.sh b/scripts/common.sh
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+#! /bin/sh
+
+log () {
+  printf "\033[36m=== [%s] \033[0m %s\n" "$0" "$*"
+}
+
+# If you haven't set OUTDIR, set it to the default
+: ${OUTDIR:=/incoming}
+export OUTDIR
diff --git a/scripts/dvd.video.read.sh b/scripts/dvd.video.read.sh
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+++ b/scripts/dvd.video.read.sh
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+#! /bin/sh -e
+
+. /scripts/common.sh
+
+log "Scanning for DVD title"
+title=$(dvdbackup -I | awk -F \" '/DVD with title/ {print $2}')
+
+log "DVD Title: $title"
+
+cat <<EOD >env
+mtype=dvd
+title="$title"
+EOD
+
+dvdbackup -p -M -n DVD
+
diff --git a/scripts/encoder.sh b/scripts/encoder.sh
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+#! /bin/sh
+
+. /scripts/common.sh
+
+run_in () {
+  (
+    cd $1; shift
+    "$@"
+  )
+}
+
+while sleep 2; do
+  for mtype in audio video; do
+    ls $mtype | while read d; do
+      encode=/scripts/$mtype.encode.sh
+      workdir=$mtype/$d
+      [ -f $workdir/read.finished ] || continue
+
+      log "Encoding $workdir"
+      if ! run_in $workdir $encode; then
+        log "$encode failed"
+      else
+        rm -rf $workdir
+      fi
+    done
+  done
+done
+
+# vi: ts=2 sw=2 et ai
diff --git a/scripts/init.sh b/scripts/init.sh
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+#! /bin/sh -e
+
+cd /incoming
+
+mkdir -p audio video
+
+nice /scripts/reader.sh &
+nice /scripts/encoder.sh &
+
+wait
diff --git a/scripts/reader.sh b/scripts/reader.sh
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+#! /bin/sh
+
+. /scripts/common.sh
+
+with_time_dir () {
+	mtype=$1; shift
+	now=$(date --rfc-3339=s | tr ' ' T)
+	mkdir -p $mtype/$now
+	cd $mtype/$now
+	if ! "$@"; then
+		log "$1 failed"
+	else
+		log "$1 succeeded"
+		touch read.finished
+		eject
+	fi
+}
+
+while sleep 2; do
+	case $(setcd -i) in
+		*"Disc found in drive: audio"*)
+			log "Found audio disc"
+			( with_time_dir audio /scripts/cd.audio.read.sh )
+			;;
+		*"Disc found in drive: data"*)
+			log "Found DVD"
+			( with_time_dir video /scripts/dvd.video.read.sh )
+			;;
+		*)
+			;;
+	esac
+done
+
+# vi: sw=2 ts=2 et ai
diff --git a/scripts/video.encode.sh b/scripts/video.encode.sh
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+#! /bin/sh -e
+
+. /scripts/common.sh
+
+. ./env
+
+HandBrakeCLI \
+  -i DVD/VIDEO_TS \
+  --main-feature \
+  --native-language eng \
+  -Z "Chromecast 1080p30 Surround" \
+  -o "${title}.mkv"
+mv "${title}.mkv" "$OUTDIR"
+
+# vi: sw=2 ts=2 et ai