# jokes

data:
  <p>&quot;Knock, Knock.&quot;<br />
  &quot;Who's there?&quot;<br />
  <br />
  ... long pause ...<br />
  <br />
  &quot;Java.&quot;</p>


data:
  <p>Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many people were at the beach at the time,
  but the programmer was shouting &quot;F1! F1!&quot; and nobody understood it.</p>


data:
  <p>There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.</p>


data:
  <p>An unsigned integer walks into a bar and orders a drink.<br />
  The bartender delivers it and says, &quot;Is something wrong?&quot;<br />
  The int looks up and replies, &quot;Parity error.&quot;<br />
  &quot;Ah,&quot; the bartender replies, &quot;I thought you looked a bit off.&quot;</p>


