diff --git a/birds/SpaceHobo.png b/birds/SpaceHobo.png
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diff --git a/birds/birds.mk b/birds/birds.mk
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--- a/birds/birds.mk
+++ b/birds/birds.mk
@@ -1,2 +1,4 @@
 PLAIN += birds
 COPY += $(wildcard birds/*.png)
+COPY += $(wildcard birds/*.jpg)
+COPY += $(wildcard birds/*.svg)
diff --git a/birds/emad-finnix.jpg b/birds/emad-finnix.jpg
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diff --git a/birds/eythian.png b/birds/eythian.png
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diff --git a/birds/index.mdwn b/birds/index.mdwn
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+++ b/birds/index.mdwn
@@ -1,8 +1,20 @@
-Title: Birds
+Title: Nerds draw Birds
 
-Here are some drawings of birds.
+Once upon a time there was a nice lady who (we think) drew birds for
+people.  She was so nice that a part of her body thought, "if some of
+her is this nice, an infinite amount of her would be *really* nice!"
+So it started to grow, and grow, and grow, and then it had to be
+removed.  Now she's going to feel icky for a while.
 
-![A finch or something](neale.png)
-![A woodpecker](neale2.png)
-![deejoe used a chemistry program.  I think this is C₃O₅H₆](cyclohexane-bird.png)
-![Sarah's bird can scale to poster size with NO PIXELLATION](sarah.png)
\ No newline at end of file
+We've decided to try and draw some birds for her because there's nothing
+else we can do.
+
+define(BURD, `<object data="$1" title="$2" style="max-width: 250px">$2</object>')
+BURD(neale.png, Neale's bird is all set for winter or sumo wrestling.)
+BURD(neale2.png, Neale's woodpecker seems to have had a botched lobotomy.)
+BURD(cyclohexane-bird.png, deejoe used a chemistry CAD program.  I think this is H₆O₅C₃ and should be considered highly volatile.)
+BURD(sarah.png, Sarah's bird can scale to poster size with NO PIXELLATION.)
+BURD(nemo.png, nemo apparently doesn't understand what 'poorly-drawn' means.)
+BURD(SpaceHobo.png, SpaceHobo's bird is cruisin' for a bruisin'.)
+BURD(emad-finnix.jpg, SpaceHobo suggested this drawing by emad.  I think they both may be unclear on the concept.)
+BURD(eythian.png, Eythian drew this beautiful anencephalic owl.)
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