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21 lines
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Title: Nerds draw Birds
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Once upon a time there was a nice lady who (we think) drew birds for
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people. She was so nice that a part of her body thought, "if some of
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her is this nice, an infinite amount of her would be *really* nice!"
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So it started to grow, and grow, and grow, and then it had to be
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removed. Now she's going to feel icky for a while.
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We've decided to try and draw some birds for her because there's nothing
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else we can do.
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define(BURD, `<object data="$1" title="$2" style="max-width: 250px">$2</object>')
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BURD(neale.png, Neale's bird is all set for winter or sumo wrestling.)
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BURD(neale2.png, Neale's woodpecker seems to have had a botched lobotomy.)
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BURD(cyclohexane-bird.png, deejoe used a chemistry CAD program. I think this is H₆O₅C₃ and should be considered highly volatile.)
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BURD(sarah.png, Sarah's bird can scale to poster size with NO PIXELLATION.)
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BURD(nemo.png, nemo apparently doesn't understand what 'poorly-drawn' means.)
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BURD(SpaceHobo.png, SpaceHobo's bird is cruisin' for a bruisin'.)
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BURD(emad-finnix.jpg, SpaceHobo suggested this drawing by emad. I think they both may be unclear on the concept.)
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BURD(eythian.png, Eythian drew this beautiful anencephalic owl.)
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