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28 lines
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Title: Nerds draw Birds
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Once upon a time there was a nice lady who drew birds for people. She
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was so nice that a part of her body thought, "if some of her is this
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nice, an infinite amount of her would be *really* nice!" So it
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started to grow, and grow, and grow, and then it had to be removed.
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Now she's going to feel icky for a while.
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We've decided to try and draw some birds for her because there's nothing
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else we can do.
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define(BURD, `<img src="$1" title="$2" alt="$2" style="max-width: 250px">')
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BURD(neale.png, Neale's bird is all set for winter or sumo wrestling.)
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BURD(neale2.png, Neale's woodpecker seems to have had a botched lobotomy.)
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BURD(cyclohexane-bird.png, deejoe used a chemistry CAD program. I think this is H₆O₅C₃ and should be considered highly volatile.)
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BURD(sarah.png, Sarah's bird can scale to poster size with NO PIXELLATION.)
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BURD(nemo.png, Nemo apparently doesn't understand what 'poorly-drawn' means.)
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BURD(SpaceHobo.png, SpaceHobo's bird is cruisin' for a bruisin'.)
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BURD(emad-finnix.jpg, SpaceHobo suggested this drawing by emad. I think they both may be unclear on the concept.)
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BURD(eythian.png, Eythian drew this beautiful anencephalic owl.)
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BURD(emad.jpg, I can't tell if emad's drawing is a bird or a bird leg with legs.)
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BURD(fondue.gif, Fondue's duck is furious that its iPad's touchscreen isn't usable with feathers. You can't tell because ducks have no lips.)
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BURD(sneakums.png, It looks kind and gentle but sneakums' bird would just as soon peck your eyes out as poop in your hair.)
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BURD(rasher.png, HI GUYS HOW'S IT GOING DO YOU LIKE SEEDS by rasher)
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BURD(teferi.jpg, Someone just told teferi's bird a really terrible joke.)
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BURD(bz2.jpg, I never thought I'd see a bird with a pompadour`,' but bz2 has made that happen.)
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BURD(pedro.jpg, Pedro has been watching too many Michael Bay movies.)
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