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\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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\newcommand{\praise}[2]{
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\noindent``{\em #1}''\par\nopagebreak--- #2\\
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}
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\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting
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on the floor!}{brylcreem}
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\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to
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buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir}
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\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick}
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\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it
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all!}{King Plum the Nth}
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\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka}
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\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that
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redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski}
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\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe
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Driver}
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\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please
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contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for
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review.}{Random House}
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\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I
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masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth}
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\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors
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2!}{mboger}
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\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius}
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\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing
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style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland}
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