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SUPPORT = chapauth.sty
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SUPPORT = chapauth.sty praise.tex
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STORIES = stories/*.tex
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ART = art/*
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\newpage
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\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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\noindent {\bf Suddenly, I was sobbing.} --- Luke Bavarius
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\bigskip
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\noindent {\bf This has been a mindblowing event} --- Ben Biddick
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\bigskip
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\noindent {\bf } --- Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka
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\include{praise}
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\newpage
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@ -85,13 +76,8 @@ latest, check the thread on the Something Awful Forums at
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\vfill
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\noindent
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The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors.
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\bigskip
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\noindent
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I am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears
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The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors. I
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am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears
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and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
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\indent --- cruft, July 2009
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\include{stories/Barometer.L_B___V_H_}
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\include{stories/Hamelin.The_Painte}
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\include{stories/gigz.What_Went_}
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%\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas}
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\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas}
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\include{stories/IShallRiseAgain.The_School}
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\include{stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile}
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\include{stories/ack_.The_Dock}
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\include{stories/TarDolphinorShark.The_Homele}
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\include{stories/Blurry_Gray_Thing.Monstrous}
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\include{stories/The_Bananana.Deja_Vu}
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%\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_}
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\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_}
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\include{stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled}
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\include{stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid}
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\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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\raggedleft
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\newcommand{\praise}[2]{
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\noindent``{\em #1}''\par\nopagebreak--- #2\\
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\bigskip
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}
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\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting
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on the floor!}{brylcreem}
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\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to
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buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir}
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\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick}
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\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it
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all!}{King Plum the Nth}
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\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka}
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\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that
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redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski}
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\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe
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Driver}
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\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please
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contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for
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review.}{Random House}
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\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I
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masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth}
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\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors
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2!}{mboger}
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\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius}
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\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing
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style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland}
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\justify
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\chapauth{JuicedSixFo}
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\chapter{Untitled}
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\chapter{Haunted Alley}
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As I stepped into the gloomy lights of 98th Avenue, I knew a grisly
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death had taken place. My Beretta was calmly rested in my calm hands,
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\begin{figure}[b]
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\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png}
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\caption{Artwork by Part of Everything}
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\end{figure}
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Lukie's lower half tore off like wet tissue as Bavarius tried to
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pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pinata and
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pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pi\~nata and
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sobbed into his son's collar.
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\begin{figure}[b]
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\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/brylcreem-arsenic.png}
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\caption{Artwork by brylcreem}
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\end{figure}
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\begin{figure}[b]
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\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg}
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\caption{{\em The Girl} by Discount\_Bees}
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\end{figure}
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\begin{figure}[b]
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\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png}
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\caption{Artwork by Part of Everything}
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\end{figure}
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