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\chapter{The Creature / Dying}
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\section*{The creature. From the sewers.}
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This wasn't going to happen. Again. Gene Beaver pulled off his light
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suede jacket and sighed. Then he sighed again. He had started as a
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trainee sewer inspector three months ago and immediately heard the
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rumors. Rumors of a creature in the sewers.
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Three years ago he had been happy. With a kid and another on the
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way. Wife at home, making dinner. The whole nine yards. Then he came to
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town. The kid. The prodigy they called him. Gene hated him. Hated him
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enough to kill him? Perhaps. Or perhaps not. Either way, Gene hated him.
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Two and half months later, his wife left him. With the kid. The kid from
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out of town. Gene hated him, but he couldn't do anything about it.
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It was Christmas, but Gene didn't feel jolly. Didn't feel jolly at
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all. His wife was gone with the kids, and the kid and Gene was
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alone. Alone at Christmas. The worst time of year to be alone. It was
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sad. Suddenly, Gene sobbed.
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No, this isn't right! He thought. Gene decided to change his life, to
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make it better. A new life, in a new town.
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Three years later, here he was. In the sewer, with a creature that
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didn't show up.
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Suddenly, Gene heard a sound. A sound from behind! Suddenly he turned
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and came face to face with it! The creature! The rumors were real! The
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creature was real!
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Gene died quickly. In the sewers.
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200 miles away, Louise shuddered in her sleep. The man next to her woke
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and looked at her. And smiled!
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\section*{Dying. Of arsenik!}
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2009-07-13 23:22:44 -06:00
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``Mommy? Where's Daddy?'' The questions kept
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penetrating Louise's skull like a rusty icepick that had been
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left outside too long. Long enough to develop rust. Cancer for
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metal, Louise's father had always said in his father-voice. Now he
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was dead. Like Gene.
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``Daddy isn't here, sweetheart! We live with Tolkien now, remember?''
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Louise had left Gene for Tolkien three years ago. It had been the
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best years of her life. Until now. The kids made it that way. The
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kids with their kid questions and their kid faces. Why were they
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like that? They were kids, that's why.
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Louise turned around. Suddenly! The kid winced. Louise slapped it
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with her hand. Blood poured out of the mark left by her wedding
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ring. Tolkien had bought it. On a Sunday.
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They had visited Tolkien's parents. They lived in a small farmhouse
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just off Route 66 in the desert. Miles to the neares neighbor. They
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had horses, and Louise loved to ride them. Tolkien's parents were
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rich. But it didn't show in the way they dressed. Tolkien's dad
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wore shirts and blue jeans. Tolkien's mom wore shirts and blue
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jeans. Tolkien had picked up the habit. He wore shirts and blue
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jeans too. Soon, Louise were wearing shirts and blue jeans.
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It was Sunday. Louise and Tolkien rode to town on a mighty steed.
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They stopped at a jewellery store. Tolkien and Louise went inside
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the jewellery store. Inside, the owner of the jewellery store
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looked them up and down. She was the owner of the jewellery store,
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and she didn't like poor people in her jewellery store, of which
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she was the owner.
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``Get out of my jewellery store!'' She said. ``We don't like poor
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people in this jewellery store! I own this jewellery store!'' The
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owner said.
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``I have money!'' Tolkien said. He showed his money.
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``Oh.'' The owner of the jewellery store said. ``Oh. Please shop. This
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is my jewellery store''.
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``Thank you.'' Tolkien said. ``I will'' he said.
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Tolkien picked out a ring. He gave the money to the owner of the
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jewellery store.
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``Keep the change'' Tolkien said to the owner of the jewellery
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store.
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``Thank you very much'' the owner of the jewellery store said. Now
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she could retire and buy a boat. Tolkien had been the 10.000th
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customer and she had enough money to buy a boat and retire. So she
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did, the next day.
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In the meantime, Louise was happy with Tolkien. Tolkien wore shirts
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and blue jeans. Louise wore shirts and blue jeans. The kids wore
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pajamas. This was why Louise hated them.
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She had been giving them arsenik for dinner every night. Her high
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school biology teacher had taught her to make it in exchange for
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sex. Louise had been 14 years old and she loved it. So did the
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teacher. Louise told everything to the principal and he was fired.
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Then he commited suicide. Louise didn't care.
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Louise gave arsenik to her children. But what she didn't know, was
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that the kids vomited from it. They vomited into the air ducts of
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the house. And there the dust became infested with arsenik. Then
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Louise and Tolkien breathed it and then they died.
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The End.
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2009-07-27 23:11:15 -06:00
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\illustration{brylcreem}{Arsenic}{art/brylcreem-arsenic.png}
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